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Legalize the Constitution |
What’s black and white and red all over? A wounded nun. (Going back to Catholic grade school) _______________________________________________________ despite them | |||
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| ...do justly, love mercy, walk humbly... |
How do you make a kleenex dance? You put a little boogie in it. | |||
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| Prep, Confirm, Roll |
What did one burp say to another burp? Let's be stinkers and sneak out the other end! NRA Certified instructor, and Range Safety officer OpSpec Training http://opspectraining.com Grayguns - http://grayguns.com | |||
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| Little ray of sunshine  |
Why do Swedish ships have bar codes? So they can Scandanavian. The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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Age Quod Agis |
Ok, I'll try to do better... What's red and green and goes 200 miles per hour? A frog in a blender. What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits your windshield? Its asshole. ETA: Where's Gibby29? He's got a million of 'em...This message has been edited. Last edited by: ArtieS, "I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation." Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II. | |||
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| Jack of All Trades, Master of Nothing  |
When geese fly in a V, why is one side longer than the other? More geese on that side. My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball. | |||
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| Jack of All Trades, Master of Nothing |
Little Jonny West Virginian was having a birthday. His folks didn't know what to give him, soothes asked him. Little Johnny didn't know what he wanted so he thought and he thought and he bit over his lower lip with his overbite that cried out for orthodontia and he thought some more. Finally he yelled out, "I wanna' watch!" So the next night they let him. My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball. | |||
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Delusions of Adequacy |
I have a pet bird who can predict the future. He’s an omen pigeon. I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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Green Mountain Boy |
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common? They’re both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire. !~God Bless the U.S. Military~! If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak | |||
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King Nothing |
What do you call a food fight with oranges? Navel warfare. Groaner and I made it up today for some reason at work. ...Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, was just a freight train coming your way... | |||
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| My other Sig is a Steyr.  |
Black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight. | |||
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| Save an Elephant Kill a Poacher  |
Q-How did Helen Keller burn her ear? A-Answering the iron 'I am the danger'...Hiesenberg NRA Certified Pistol Instructor NRA Certified Rifle Instructor NRA Life Member | |||
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E Plebmnista; Norcom, Forcom, Perfectumum. |
================================================ Ultron: "You're unbearably naive." Vision: "Well, I was born yesterday." | |||
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What’s black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? A dead nun rolling down a hill. | |||
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| Delusions of Adequacy |
A wife is like a hand grenade. If the ring comes off, you can say good bye to your house. I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A. A Gummy Bear VI | |||
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What do you call a dog with four legs, a tail and no head? It doesn't matter; he's not coming anyway. . | |||
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Fly High, A.J. |
How did she burn the other ear? They called back. | |||
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What do you do if someone thinks an onion is the only food that will make them cry? Throw a coconut at their head. . | |||
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of a boat? If they fell towards they would land in the boat. Let all Men know thee, but no man know thee thoroughly: Men freely ford that see the shallows. Benjamin Franklin | |||
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