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Serenity now!
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...that she has rented 'La La Land' for us to watch tonight. I am pleading with you, my Sigforum brothers and sisters...help me!



Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
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Posts: 4950 | Location: Highland, UT | Registered: September 14, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Get drunk and black out.
 
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Serenity now!
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Originally posted by Leemur:
Get drunk and black out.

We're Mormons. No alcohol in the house Big Grin



Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
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Posts: 4950 | Location: Highland, UT | Registered: September 14, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Head to the courthouse and file for divorce!!



“Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.”
- John Adams
 
Posts: 29408 | Location: In the red hinterlands of Deep Blue VA | Registered: June 29, 2001Reply With QuoteReport This Post
I believe in the
principle of
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As a Stake President of my acquaintance says, "Another benefit of clean living!"




Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me.

When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson

"Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." - Justice Janice Rogers Brown
 
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Republican in training
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Just get past the first musical number and you'll do fine.

Otherwise, you better get a bad stomach ache right after dinner.


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I like Sigs and HK's, and maybe Glocks
 
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Peace through
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Don't worry. It'll turn out to be Moonlight.


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Originally posted by Leemur:
Get drunk and black out.

We're Mormons. No alcohol in the house Big Grin

Check in the basement. See if anything has fermented. Smile
 
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Yeah, that M14 video guy...
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My wife stopped a long time ago trying to force me to watch a movie which I'm really not into or simply won't enjoy.

As soon as I'm disinterested, I go to the garage.

Tony.


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www.tonybenm14.com (Site under construction).
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Good time to clean the guns Wink




...let him who has no sword sell his robe and buy one. Luke 22:35-36 NAV

"Behold, I send you out as sheep in the midst of wolves; so be shrewd as serpents and innocent as doves." Matthew 10:16 NASV
 
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Delusions of Adequacy
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"oh, I forgot, I have to do this bowel cleanse for my colonoscopy!"




I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.
 
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Suck it up, buttercup!
 
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Go Vols!
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Turkey dinner for supper
 
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Never heard of it, but I don't have a SWMBO to make me watch it.

flashguy




Texan by choice, not accident of birth
 
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I haven't seen it, but it is on my list. My son, who is no Pajama-boy and who is reliable on movie picks, liked it.

It won't be "Saving Private Ryan," but try to enjoy something a little less testosterone fueled.

Give it a chance.




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~Alan

Acta Non Verba
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God, Family, Guns, Country

Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan

 
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Take ex lax right before, you'll start farting and have to excuse yourself to empty your contents.



What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
 
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Your pic reminded me of this appropriate comic:




“Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.”
- John Adams
 
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Saw it at the theater with the missus. It actually is pretty decent, and I don't generally care for musicals or romance stories. It's way classier than most of the garbage coming out of Hollywood anymore.
 
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