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I have just been informed by my wife...
April 25, 2017, 09:34 AM
4x5I have just been informed by my wife...
...that she has rented 'La La Land' for us to watch tonight. I am pleading with you, my Sigforum brothers and sisters...help me!
Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ April 25, 2017, 09:35 AM
LeemurGet drunk and black out.
April 25, 2017, 09:37 AM
4x5quote:
Originally posted by Leemur:
Get drunk and black out.
We're Mormons. No alcohol in the house
Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ April 25, 2017, 09:40 AM
BamaJeepsterHead to the courthouse and file for divorce!!
“Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.”
- John Adams April 25, 2017, 09:40 AM
JALLENAs a Stake President of my acquaintance says, "Another benefit of clean living!"
Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me.
When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson
"Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." - Justice Janice Rogers Brown April 25, 2017, 09:40 AM
DonDraperJust get past the first musical number and you'll do fine.
Otherwise, you better get a bad stomach ache right after dinner.
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I like Sigs and HK's, and maybe Glocks
April 25, 2017, 09:43 AM
parabellumDon't worry. It'll turn out to be
Moonlight.
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April 25, 2017, 09:50 AM
Some Shotquote:
Originally posted by 4x5:
quote:
Originally posted by Leemur:
Get drunk and black out.
We're Mormons. No alcohol in the house
Check in the basement. See if anything has fermented.
April 25, 2017, 09:53 AM
benny6My wife stopped a long time ago trying to force me to watch a movie which I'm really not into or simply won't enjoy.
As soon as I'm disinterested, I go to the garage.
Tony.
Owner, TonyBen, LLC, Type-07 FFL
www.tonybenm14.com (Site under construction).
e-mail: tonyben@tonybenm14.com
April 25, 2017, 10:02 AM
lkdr1989Good time to clean the guns
...let him who has no sword sell his robe and buy one. Luke 22:35-36 NAV
"Behold, I send you out as sheep in the midst of wolves; so be shrewd as serpents and innocent as doves." Matthew 10:16 NASV April 25, 2017, 10:06 AM
zoom6zoom"oh, I forgot, I have to do this bowel cleanse for my colonoscopy!"
I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. April 25, 2017, 10:07 AM
bcereussSuck it up, buttercup!
April 25, 2017, 10:09 AM
Oz_ShadowTurkey dinner for supper
April 25, 2017, 10:09 AM
flashguyNever heard of it, but I don't have a SWMBO to make me watch it.
flashguy
Texan by choice, not accident of birth April 25, 2017, 10:09 AM
jhe888I haven't seen it, but it is on my list. My son, who is no Pajama-boy and who is reliable on movie picks, liked it.
It won't be "Saving Private Ryan," but try to enjoy something a little less testosterone fueled.
Give it a chance.
The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. April 25, 2017, 10:09 AM
Balzé Halzé
~Alan
Acta Non Verba
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God, Family, Guns, Country
Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan
April 25, 2017, 10:13 AM
PrefontaineTake ex lax right before, you'll start farting and have to excuse yourself to empty your contents.
What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
April 25, 2017, 10:14 AM
BamaJeepsterquote:
Originally posted by Balzé Halzé:
Your pic reminded me of this appropriate comic:
“Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.”
- John Adams April 25, 2017, 10:16 AM
Loaded RoundSeems like a similar problem?
April 25, 2017, 10:20 AM
OutnumberedSaw it at the theater with the missus. It actually is pretty decent, and I don't generally care for musicals or romance stories. It's way classier than most of the garbage coming out of Hollywood anymore.