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Everyone that denies it obviously is....





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My name isn't actually Bob.
 
Posts: 3685 | Location: Nashville | Registered: July 23, 2012Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Originally posted by bobtheelf:
My name isn't actually Bob.


But you are an elf?


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Posts: 16616 | Location: Black Hills of South Dakota | Registered: June 20, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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I live in a small Texas Hill Country town. Lots of retirees, like me. Old guys with white shoulder length hair with beards abound. My friend, who matches this description thinks the FBI, DEA, CIA, Interpol and all the other aphabets instruct their witnesses to grow their hair and then sends them here. They’re everywhere.

They’re incognito.
 
Posts: 1623 | Location: Texas Hill Country | Registered: April 07, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Some people in WPP live in plain sight, some are as hard to see as a yeti
 
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I don't know what you're talkin' about.


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Posts: 17893 | Location: Sonoran Desert | Registered: February 10, 2011Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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I am in the program. Used to be heavy in Tony Sopranos gang. He was a great guy too bad he died young.



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Posts: 2044 | Location: Liberty, MO | Registered: November 28, 2004Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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You all are, the government wiped your memories, and you've actually been talking to a bunch of NSA generated bots this whole time.

The Matrix is real. You're in a stasis tube beneath the Arizona desert right now.


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Given Rhino's comment I will state for the record that I am not in any witness protection program. Of course: I would say that if I was. But I'm not.

Really.


Do you think that’s going to fool Gino and his gun thugs from Miami?




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Originally posted by bobtheelf:
My name isn't actually Bob.


But you are an elf?


Big Grin


 
Posts: 3685 | Location: Nashville | Registered: July 23, 2012Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Originally posted by arcwelder:
You all are, the government wiped your memories, and you've actually been talking to a bunch of NSA generated bots this whole time.

The Matrix is real. You're in a stasis tube beneath the Arizona desert right now.


Eh, I can think of worse fates.
 
Posts: 3685 | Location: Nashville | Registered: July 23, 2012Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Some people in WPP live in plain sight, some are as hard to see as a yeti


Heath must be the real deal... as he refers to it as WPP. Who else would know the abbreviation?




 
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Wasn't Henry Hill also the name of the con-man music professor in "The Music Man?"
 
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Never signed for this.
I'am being held against my will at a non disclosed location.

Please help me!!

0-0


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Posts: 12308 | Location: BsAs, Argentina | Registered: February 14, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Not in witness protection but saw the show with Marshal Marshall Mann.
 
Posts: 3600 | Location: God Awful New York | Registered: July 01, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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My wife accuses me of being in the witless protection program.
 
Posts: 3292 | Location: NE Kansas | Registered: February 24, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Not in the program myself (my handler told me to say that) but I was doing a project at a defense contractor in Nashua New Hampshire years ago walking around with a rather bulky Nikon D70 taking photos and was approached by two people who asked to see every photo I had taken.

Ended up erasing two photos because one of them was in the photos.

So now as a joke when I’m doing photos I always ask and it gets a laugh.



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So Bendy, if I count correctly, we have 86106 member minus 13 confirmed not in witsec, so you have 86093 possibles... Big Grin
 
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I'm in the program. It's been a heavy burden hiding my identity all these years, so I'd like to thank Bendable for giving me this opportunity to finally lift the weight off my shoulders.
 
Posts: 2560 | Location: WI | Registered: December 29, 2012Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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you are telling us that they relocated you to Wisconsin ? and you agreed to THAT! deal ?
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