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How many sig forum members do we have , that are in the witness protection program ?

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January 04, 2020, 08:11 PM
KevinCW
How many sig forum members do we have , that are in the witness protection program ?
Everyone that denies it obviously is....





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January 04, 2020, 08:15 PM
bobtheelf
My name isn't actually Bob.
January 04, 2020, 08:20 PM
bald1
quote:
Originally posted by bobtheelf:
My name isn't actually Bob.


But you are an elf?


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January 04, 2020, 08:54 PM
maxdog
I live in a small Texas Hill Country town. Lots of retirees, like me. Old guys with white shoulder length hair with beards abound. My friend, who matches this description thinks the FBI, DEA, CIA, Interpol and all the other aphabets instruct their witnesses to grow their hair and then sends them here. They’re everywhere.

They’re incognito.
January 04, 2020, 09:26 PM
heathtx
Some people in WPP live in plain sight, some are as hard to see as a yeti
January 04, 2020, 09:42 PM
P220 Smudge
I don't know what you're talkin' about.


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January 04, 2020, 09:47 PM
sig77
I am in the program. Used to be heavy in Tony Sopranos gang. He was a great guy too bad he died young.



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January 04, 2020, 10:46 PM
arcwelder
You all are, the government wiped your memories, and you've actually been talking to a bunch of NSA generated bots this whole time.

The Matrix is real. You're in a stasis tube beneath the Arizona desert right now.


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January 04, 2020, 11:01 PM
jljones
quote:
Originally posted by ensigmatic:
Given Rhino's comment I will state for the record that I am not in any witness protection program. Of course: I would say that if I was. But I'm not.

Really.


Do you think that’s going to fool Gino and his gun thugs from Miami?




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January 05, 2020, 01:12 AM
bobtheelf
quote:
Originally posted by bald1:
quote:
Originally posted by bobtheelf:
My name isn't actually Bob.


But you are an elf?


Big Grin



January 05, 2020, 01:13 AM
bobtheelf
quote:
Originally posted by arcwelder:
You all are, the government wiped your memories, and you've actually been talking to a bunch of NSA generated bots this whole time.

The Matrix is real. You're in a stasis tube beneath the Arizona desert right now.


Eh, I can think of worse fates.
January 05, 2020, 02:02 AM
Excam_Man
quote:
Originally posted by heathtx:
Some people in WPP live in plain sight, some are as hard to see as a yeti


Heath must be the real deal... as he refers to it as WPP. Who else would know the abbreviation?




January 05, 2020, 07:01 AM
Fredward
Wasn't Henry Hill also the name of the con-man music professor in "The Music Man?"
January 05, 2020, 07:57 AM
0-0



Never signed for this.
I'am being held against my will at a non disclosed location.

Please help me!!

0-0


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January 05, 2020, 08:22 AM
mark60
Not in witness protection but saw the show with Marshal Marshall Mann.
January 05, 2020, 08:54 AM
Muddflap
My wife accuses me of being in the witless protection program.
January 05, 2020, 10:13 AM
nhtagmember
Not in the program myself (my handler told me to say that) but I was doing a project at a defense contractor in Nashua New Hampshire years ago walking around with a rather bulky Nikon D70 taking photos and was approached by two people who asked to see every photo I had taken.

Ended up erasing two photos because one of them was in the photos.

So now as a joke when I’m doing photos I always ask and it gets a laugh.



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January 05, 2020, 11:31 AM
RHINOWSO
So Bendy, if I count correctly, we have 86106 member minus 13 confirmed not in witsec, so you have 86093 possibles... Big Grin
January 05, 2020, 12:04 PM
bigwagon
I'm in the program. It's been a heavy burden hiding my identity all these years, so I'd like to thank Bendable for giving me this opportunity to finally lift the weight off my shoulders.
January 05, 2020, 12:27 PM
bendable
you are telling us that they relocated you to Wisconsin ? and you agreed to THAT! deal ?
Eek Wink





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