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Anyone... Bueller?.... Lefty?





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The whole time I watched this I kept thinking about Fargo...



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OSHA would shit a brick over this. But hey, what ever works..



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4:10 looks to be the safest option.
 
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"You'll draw back a nub"
 
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Definitely would not want to let one's attention lapse while using those....

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You need to change your title from "have a hand at" to "donate a hand while"
 
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This made me more nervous than the iron worker video.
 
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The one at 2:20 would scare me the most. A nub on a branch your feeding grabs your glove and you may end up with a nub.


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I thought those were pretty clever but yeah, you would not want to use them with a bad hangover.



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The one at 2:20 would scare me the most. A nub on a branch your feeding grabs your glove and you may end up with a nub.


My thoughts, exactly!

Some of those were pretty creative and seemed to work pretty well. Some of them made me wonder what the guy was going to do with all those little, tiny pieces of wood.


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It surprises me that there is that much money in firewood in this country to make these automated feeder/cutter/splitter rigs - I guess at $8 a bundle at the local gas station there is. That first machine was impressive.

What's the deal with all of the ones that make small wood chunks? How are those used?

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There were one or two that looked like you could operate all day and still go home with two hands. All the rest, I'll pass.
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The first machine was made for the intended purpose; the rest fall in a range of "I'd do that" to "nope nope nope".




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Anyone want to have a hand at operating any of these machines?
No thanks. I've still got two hands and I want to keep it that way. Eek



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“Hold my beer...”

The gloves are a nice touch though.
 
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What an amazing coincidence: every guy in that video is nick-named Stumpy. Wink




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It's what separates us from lower forms of life that don't have chain saws or tractors....



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Some of those are a remarkable combination of ingenuity and stupidity


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