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Shaman |
  He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. | |||
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During the "Great Toilet Paper Shortage" I had to gaurd my Oak leaves. “Let us dare to read, think, speak and write.” John Adams | |||
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The epitome of family dining. . | |||
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| His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm.  |
 I'm getting some of that too. | |||
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| No, not like Bill Clinton  |
Drink your pee? | |||
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Could be worse, could have to drink Bud Lite. _____________________________________________ I may be a bad person, but at least I use my turn signal. | |||
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When I was younger I lived in Cumming, just north of Atlanta for a while. One winter an inch of slushy snow fell and it was comical what it did to folks that don't usually se it. Kids had a blast and cars were off the road everyone I went. | |||
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Raptorman |
We have discovered a smashed twinkie in the sofa cushions. The winner of the cage match will get it. Wish me luck. ____________________________ Eeewwww, don't touch it! Here, poke at it with this stick. | |||
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| Raptorman |
But were you so close you could see Siemens? ____________________________ Eeewwww, don't touch it! Here, poke at it with this stick. | |||
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| Dances With Tornados |
Fear not, adapt & overcome. In 9 months there will be many new babies downloaded into your world. Your task is to survive to change their poopy diapers, feed and nurse them. . | |||
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Told cops where to go for over 29 years… |
Was that directed to OP? Paints a disturbing picture...  I'll see myself out... What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???  | |||
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| Looking at life thru a windshield  |
South side of Atlanta reporting in, have weathered the first onslaught, all radios working and supplies inventoried. At least 3" of snow this morning that was very slushy (7/11) style, avoided the lemon flavored. Trees are icing nicely as the sun sets,waiting to see if power lines go down due to weather or bad drivers running into poles. Just imagining the horror if power goes out, might have to talk to family. | |||
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| No, not like Bill Clinton |
Ice starting to accumulate on trees, right at freezing and supposed to go until about midnight This could get ugly with trees taking out power lines My will is in my sock drawer | |||
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| My other Sig is a Steyr.  |
Best I could hope for is to die alone in the rain... but since this is snow, I'm good. | |||
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That’s the thing about ‘prepping’, it sure doesn’t take much to get above the averages. Most of us have enough food to get by for weeks without visiting a store, the same with toilet paper. Don’t we all have a 2 year firewood supply?? | |||
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| No, not like Bill Clinton |
Power went out as the Ohio- Texas game was about to kick off. Send help | |||
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Sigforum K9 handler |
The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall. | |||
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| Rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated  |
Please provide me your mailing address. I will rush this priority 3rd class alpaca service so if/when the delivery occurs you will have something to sustain you.  "Someday I hope to be half the man my bird-dog thinks I am." looking forward to 4 years of TRUMP! | |||
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semi-reformed sailor |
I have a recipe that involves Sweet Baby Rays and (ahem) using the neighbors….text if you need it "Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor.” Robert A. Heinlein “You may beat me, but you will never win.” sigmonkey-2020 “A single round of buckshot to the torso almost always results in an immediate change of behavior.” Chris Baker | |||
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| Dances With Tornados |
Do you really think that I, a member of 15 years, would insult Para? I’d rather get a root canal. Gimme a break!  | |||
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