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... but did not post a before or after image. Mullets. Back in style? I wonder ...  We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." ~ Benjamin Franklin. "If anyone in this country doesn't minimise their tax, they want their head read, because as a government, you are not spending it that well, that we should be donating extra...: Kerry Packer SIGForum: the island of reality in an ocean of diarrhoea. | |||
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Actually, they are coming back if you can believe it. ~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan | |||
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Ok... I'm confused... Where are we supposed to go to witness the public flogging of FED161? I made new popcorn and everything.. | |||
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Sounds like she is merely extending her family ties. No problem.  "Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women. When it dies there, no constitution, no law, no court can save it....While it lies there, it needs no constitution, no law, no court to save it" - Judge Learned Hand, May 1944 | |||
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I have seven grandsons. . . . "Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women. When it dies there, no constitution, no law, no court can save it....While it lies there, it needs no constitution, no law, no court to save it" - Judge Learned Hand, May 1944 | |||
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| Rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated  |
Is he gonna have to wear the golden unitard? "Someday I hope to be half the man my bird-dog thinks I am." looking forward to 4 years of TRUMP! | |||
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You have to show them a picture of what you want (because apparently "high and tight" doesn't translate in Korean). Otherwise, you'll come out of there looking like you belong in a k-pop boy band. | |||
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For the past 95 days I've told everyone I was working 'essential services' but have stayed on the couch drinking herbal sun tea and watching Andy Griffith reruns. And eating bags of prunes. When Presley reached Annixter's ranch house, he found young Annixter himself stretched in his hammock behind the mosquito-bar on the front porch, reading “David Copperfield”, and gorging himself with dried prunes. | |||
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Please! He lives in New Jersey, isn't that punishment enough??? | |||
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I have to admit that calling myself a bad ass thug is practically an invitation for others to pile on. So I guess I had it coming. No complaints from me. I can take it. But to your point specifically, being a NJ resident is far more punishment than anything that anyone can dish out here. This is still the greatest forum on the internet! | |||
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You're a strong man Fed. Living in NJ and still having a sense of humor is noble. Jim ________________________ "If you can't be a good example, then you'll have to be a horrible warning" -Catherine Aird | |||
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Thank god he didn't go to the gym... | |||
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chickenshit |
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries! ____________________________ Yes, Para does appreciate humor. | |||
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We are allowed more taunting, yes? ____________________________ Yes, Para does appreciate humor. | |||
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| Go ahead punk, make my day |
This member lives with no regerts!!! GANGSTA!!!!  | |||
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I cannot believe I associate with a know scofflaw. What has my life become???  | |||
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I can't see the problem here...  Regards, Will G. | |||
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So THIS is where all of the toilet paper disappeared to?????? Seems to go hand in hand with the dried prunes.  | |||
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Like Shovelhead, I too, unfortunately live in Michigan. My regular barbershop right on campus is still closed, so, I tried to get an appointment at the nearest Great Clips shop. I tried last Friday morning, and they had all their time slots filled up till Thursday this week. So, I got myself an appointment scheduled for 10.30am this Friday. Lets hope that our extremely leftist, woke Governor does not change her mind before I can have my haircut. Usually, I keep my hair very short, but, this time, I checked, and my last haircut was on December 8th or 9th, 2019!!!!!! I am looking like a hippie these days!!!! If you think you can, YOU WILL!!!!! | |||
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I read our governor's "order" and the emergency declarations law. Turns out any business with legitimate security concerns doesn't need to require masks. I presented highlighted copies to my boss. We were able to run a gun shop bare faced with topless customers. Shirts were required, however. | |||
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