Covid-19 Lockdown Confession

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June 21, 2020, 10:10 PM

Balzé Halzé

quote:
Originally posted by cjevans:
... but did not post a before or after image.

Mullets.
Back in style?

I wonder ...

Actually, they are coming back if you can believe it.

~Alan

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June 21, 2020, 10:43 PM

mark_a

Ok... I'm confused... Where are we supposed to go to witness the public flogging of FED161?

I made new popcorn and everything..

June 21, 2020, 10:46 PM

Scoutmaster

quote:
Originally posted by Fed161:. . .
So here is my confession. One of my neighbors is a hair dresser. I knew she was having a tough time of it. Seems she still likes to eat and has bills. So, being the total thug bad ass that I am, I gave her a call and asked her if she would cut my hair. She hadn't had a penny of income in 6 weeks. She cut my hair and I gave her a nice tip. I spread the word (after asking if it would be OK), and now she had a very modest group of clients getting hair cuts. One at a time, no crowds, call for an appointment. No one notices or cares.

So that's my confession. Are there any other thugs out there that dare to confess their covid-19 law breaking offenses? Perhaps a clandestine trip to a friend's gym?

Sounds like she is merely extending her family ties. No problem.

"Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women. When it dies there, no constitution, no law, no court can save it....While it lies there, it needs no constitution, no law, no court to save it"
- Judge Learned Hand, May 1944

June 21, 2020, 10:48 PM

Scoutmaster

quote:
Originally posted by Balzé Halzé:
quote:
Originally posted by cjevans:
... but did not post a before or after image.

Mullets.
Back in style?

I wonder ...

Actually, they are coming back if you can believe it.

I have seven grandsons. . . .

June 21, 2020, 11:12 PM

coloradohunter44

Is he gonna have to wear the golden unitard?

June 22, 2020, 04:41 AM

sns3guppy

quote:
Originally posted by ZSMICHAEL:
quote:
I've been getting my haircuts in Korea.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
The state mandated bowl cut? Please post a picture.

You have to show them a picture of what you want (because apparently "high and tight" doesn't translate in Korean).

Otherwise, you'll come out of there looking like you belong in a k-pop boy band.

June 22, 2020, 04:45 AM

Woodman

For the past 95 days I've told everyone I was working 'essential services' but have stayed on the couch drinking herbal sun tea and watching Andy Griffith reruns. And eating bags of prunes.

When Presley reached Annixter's ranch house, he found young Annixter himself stretched in his hammock behind the mosquito-bar on the front porch, reading “David Copperfield”, and gorging himself with dried prunes.

June 22, 2020, 08:03 AM

Sigmund

quote:
Originally posted by mark_a:
Ok... I'm confused... Where are we supposed to go to witness the public flogging of FED161?

I made new popcorn and everything..

Please! He lives in New Jersey, isn't that punishment enough???

June 22, 2020, 08:49 AM

Fed161

quote:
Originally posted by Sigmund:
Please! He lives in New Jersey, isn't that punishment enough???

I have to admit that calling myself a bad ass thug is practically an invitation for others to pile on. So I guess I had it coming. No complaints from me. I can take it. But to your point specifically, being a NJ resident is far more punishment than anything that anyone can dish out here. This is still the greatest forum on the internet!

June 22, 2020, 09:04 AM

Jimbo54

You're a strong man Fed. Living in NJ and still having a sense of humor is noble.

Jim

June 22, 2020, 09:11 AM

HRK

Thank god he didn't go to the gym...

June 22, 2020, 09:36 AM

rsbolo

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

June 22, 2020, 09:36 AM

rsbolo

We are allowed more taunting, yes?

June 22, 2020, 09:41 AM

RHINOWSO

This member lives with no regerts!!!

GANGSTA!!!!

June 22, 2020, 09:53 AM

np149

I cannot believe I associate with a know scofflaw. What has my life become???

June 22, 2020, 11:06 AM

just1tym

I can't see the problem here...

June 22, 2020, 11:54 AM

jimmy123x

quote:
Originally posted by Woodman:
For the past 95 days I've told everyone I was working 'essential services' but have stayed on the couch drinking herbal sun tea and watching Andy Griffith reruns. And eating bags of prunes.

When Presley reached Annixter's ranch house, he found young Annixter himself stretched in his hammock behind the mosquito-bar on the front porch, reading “David Copperfield”, and gorging himself with dried prunes.

So THIS is where all of the toilet paper disappeared to?????? Seems to go hand in hand with the dried prunes.

June 22, 2020, 12:09 PM

sidss1

Like Shovelhead, I too, unfortunately live in Michigan. My regular barbershop right on campus is still closed, so, I tried to get an appointment at the nearest Great Clips shop. I tried last Friday morning, and they had all their time slots filled up till Thursday this week. So, I got myself an appointment scheduled for 10.30am this Friday. Lets hope that our extremely leftist, woke Governor does not change her mind before I can have my haircut.
Usually, I keep my hair very short, but, this time, I checked, and my last haircut was on December 8th or 9th, 2019!!!!!! I am looking like a hippie these days!!!!

June 22, 2020, 12:54 PM

Fredward

I read our governor's "order" and the emergency declarations law. Turns out any business with legitimate security concerns doesn't need to require masks. I presented highlighted copies to my boss. We were able to run a gun shop bare faced with topless customers. Shirts were required, however.