C mon people let's stay grounded

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Originally posted by tatortodd:
Fake news! Sparkies are the butt of jokes not the joke tellers!

I'm waiting for the civil engineers to chime in. That's when the ribbing really starts!

At least it's not an image of his trans sister ...

I'll admit: I had to read that twice before it connected, Bob.

The joke has potential.

I hope this doesn't derail this thread *too* much. Here's my favorite science-y joke:

A physicist, an engineer and a statistician are on a hunting trip. They are walking through the woods when they spot a deer in a clearing. The physicist calculates the distance of the target, the velocity and drop of the bullet, adjusts his rifle and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the left.

The engineer rolls his eyes. 'You forgot to account for wind. Give it here', he snatches the rifle, licks his finger and estimates the speed and direction of the wind and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the right.

Suddenly, the statistician claps his hands and yells "We got him!"

One of my engineer friends used to wear a tee shirt that was emblazoned with:

gEEk

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Originally posted by 4x5:
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Suddenly, the statistician claps his hands and yells "We got him!"

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Originally posted by vthoky:
I'll admit: I had to read that twice before it connected, Bob.

For a quick moment I tried to come up with a transistor pun but missed out on that little gem.

Nicely done WaterburyBob!