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Electrical engineer humor

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December 13, 2022, 07:12 PM
bendable
Electrical engineer humor
C mon people let's stay grounded

This message has been edited. Last edited by: bendable, December 13, 2022 09:20 PM





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December 13, 2022, 07:47 PM
vthoky
quote:
Originally posted by tatortodd:
Fake news! Sparkies are the butt of jokes not the joke tellers!


I'm waiting for the civil engineers to chime in. That's when the ribbing really starts! Big Grin




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December 13, 2022, 07:53 PM
WaterburyBob
At least it's not an image of his trans sister ...



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December 13, 2022, 07:56 PM
vthoky
I'll admit: I had to read that twice before it connected, Bob. Big Grin




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December 13, 2022, 08:07 PM
radioman
The joke has potential.


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December 13, 2022, 08:49 PM
4x5
I hope this doesn't derail this thread *too* much. Here's my favorite science-y joke:

A physicist, an engineer and a statistician are on a hunting trip. They are walking through the woods when they spot a deer in a clearing. The physicist calculates the distance of the target, the velocity and drop of the bullet, adjusts his rifle and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the left.

The engineer rolls his eyes. 'You forgot to account for wind. Give it here', he snatches the rifle, licks his finger and estimates the speed and direction of the wind and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the right.

Suddenly, the statistician claps his hands and yells "We got him!"



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December 13, 2022, 10:42 PM
bettysnephew
One of my engineer friends used to wear a tee shirt that was emblazoned with:

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December 13, 2022, 10:44 PM
Modern Day Savage
quote:
Originally posted by 4x5:
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Suddenly, the statistician claps his hands and yells "We got him!"


Big Grin
December 13, 2022, 10:49 PM
Modern Day Savage
quote:
Originally posted by vthoky:
I'll admit: I had to read that twice before it connected, Bob. Big Grin


For a quick moment I tried to come up with a transistor pun but missed out on that little gem.

Nicely done WaterburyBob! Big Grin
December 14, 2022, 04:42 PM
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