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Sig2340
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Pranava knows ohms.




Nice is overrated

"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
 
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flesheatingvirus
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-- Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past me I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. --
 
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kkina
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He must be a conductor.


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71 TRUCK
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I am not an engineer and that's funny.



The Second Amendment to the United States Constitution.

A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.

As ratified by the States and authenticated by Thomas Jefferson, Secretary of State


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WaterburyBob
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Ohm my god !


"If Gun Control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome" - Cam Edwards
 
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flashguy
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At least it isn't revolting . . . .

flashguy



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Modern Day Savage
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I'm sure this joke would be funny... if only I had the capacitor to understand it.

Nicely done on the shirt. Big Grin
 
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rainman64
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His capacitance for humor is charging.


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Flash-LB
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He should be inducted into the hall of fame
 
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Tailhook 84
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Ha! I almost diode laughing at that.



"The Truth, when first uttered, is always considered heresy."
 
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odin
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The replies are very comical! Each of you must be an EE! My wife is an EE, and she got a kick out of the replies!
 
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Flash-LB
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The replies are very comical! Each of you must be an EE! My wife is an EE, and she got a kick out of the replies!


I'm an EE. Don't know about the rest of the guys.
 
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RogueJSK
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When it comes to electricity puns, EEs can't resist.
 
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trapper189
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So many puns, it hertz.

What do you call the ticket taker on a Swiss train?

The neutral conductor.
 
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Flash-LB
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nhtagmember
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I'm trying to stay current with this...
 
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I'm shocked by the T-shirt's assertion. People should conduct themselves with decorum but resist when necessary. He needs to be properly grounded in free rights. Ohm, and another thing - act now as a faraday may never come.



"Wrong does not cease to be wrong because the majority share in it." L.Tolstoy
"A government is just a body of people, usually, notably, ungoverned." Shepherd Book
 
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Some Shot
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Well he is standing outside of the others, looking in through the bushes. So there's a second clue.

I'd know for sure if I could see a pocket protector. (No fanny pack.)
 
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I'm an EE. Don't know about the rest of the guys.


You can't spell beer (or geek) without EE. Wink

(Saw that on a poster (a VERY long time ago) advertising a party the EE group on campus was hosting.)

- - - - -
ETA: I'm an IE. (Industrial engineer, Imaginary engineer, ... whatever. Smile )

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God bless America.
 
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tatortodd
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Big Grin Fake news! Sparkies are the butt of jokes not the joke tellers!

Sincerely,
A Mechanical Engineer Big Grin


Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer.
 
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