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My spouse farts all the time. What can she do?
 
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BigSwede
No, not like
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Eek


 
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ThankGod4Sig
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In before the lock.


"da evil Count Glockula."-Para
 
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HRK
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Not sure there's a place for that on Americas Got Talent, butt you never know?
 
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What can she do?


Go outside?



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12131
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Just tell her to cut it out. Or put a cork in it.


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rizzle
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My spouse farts all the time. What can she do?


Nothing...


The only thing worse than having great gas and no one to share with is getting a hole in one that nobody sees.
 
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ss9961
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Bask in the ambience.
 
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armored
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I thought I read someplace that its a side effect from anal intercourse.
 
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.38supersig
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Only make chili with 239 beans.

One more and it'll be two farty.




 
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Roady toady
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I think you mean, what can you do. Pull the covers over her head, of course.
 
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sigmonkey
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My spouse farts all the time. What can she do?


Blame the dog...



"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד
 
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two-two-niner-romeo
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Well that really stinks.


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Marlin Fan
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She smells like shit all the time!
 
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parabellum
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Marlin Fan, you need to seriously consider what you post in this forum. This is ridiculous and you should not be speaking this way of your wife in a public forum. Shame on you. This is undignified.

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