SIGforum
Help

This topic can be found at:
https://sigforum.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/320601935/m/8690065025

May 06, 2026, 02:27 PM
Marlin Fan
Help
My spouse farts all the time. What can she do?
May 06, 2026, 02:28 PM
BigSwede
Eek


May 06, 2026, 02:28 PM
ThankGod4Sig
In before the lock.


"da evil Count Glockula."-Para
May 06, 2026, 02:31 PM
HRK
Not sure there's a place for that on Americas Got Talent, butt you never know?
May 06, 2026, 04:01 PM
vthoky
quote:
Originally posted by Marlin Fan:
What can she do?


Go outside?



Politicians seem to have forgotten that they work for us, not the other way around.
— — — — — — — — — — — —
God bless America.
May 06, 2026, 04:02 PM
12131
Just tell her to cut it out. Or put a cork in it.


Q





May 06, 2026, 04:03 PM
rizzle
quote:
Originally posted by Marlin Fan:
My spouse farts all the time. What can she do?


Nothing...


The only thing worse than having great gas and no one to share with is getting a hole in one that nobody sees.
May 06, 2026, 04:51 PM
ss9961
Bask in the ambience.
May 06, 2026, 05:07 PM
armored
I thought I read someplace that its a side effect from anal intercourse.
May 06, 2026, 05:29 PM
.38supersig
Only make chili with 239 beans.

One more and it'll be two farty.




May 06, 2026, 05:47 PM
Roady toady
I think you mean, what can you do. Pull the covers over her head, of course.
May 06, 2026, 05:52 PM
sigmonkey
quote:
Originally posted by Marlin Fan:
My spouse farts all the time. What can she do?


Blame the dog...



"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד
May 06, 2026, 05:55 PM
two-two-niner-romeo
Well that really stinks.


"Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II

"You have all the tools you need. Don't blame them. Use them." - Dan Worrall
May 06, 2026, 07:46 PM
Marlin Fan
She smells like shit all the time!
May 06, 2026, 07:49 PM
parabellum
Marlin Fan, you need to seriously consider what you post in this forum. This is ridiculous and you should not be speaking this way of your wife in a public forum. Shame on you. This is undignified.

Locked