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How about some really stupid 3rd grade jokes?

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April 09, 2017, 11:45 PM
nojoy
How about some really stupid 3rd grade jokes?
What do you name a kitten walking on the beach?

Sandy Klaws
April 11, 2017, 09:44 PM
CCNADog
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

Nothing. It just let out a little wine.
April 11, 2017, 10:21 PM
tanksoldier
If you're Russian into the bathroom, and Finnish when you leave... what are you while you're IN the bathroom?

European.



"I am a Soldier. I fight where I'm told and I win where I fight."
GEN George S. Patton, Jr.
April 12, 2017, 12:58 PM
Ed Fowler
Baby's hiding under cabbage plants until they are ready to be born.
April 12, 2017, 05:43 PM
TooTech
My kids actually told me this one at about that age!


3rd Grader: Knock knock!
Adult: Who's there?
3rd Grader: Interrupting cow!
Adult: Interrupting cow...
3rd grader: MOO!

Smile


Edited to add: Just saw I got beaten posting this one. 3rd grade humor is truly universal!



"Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. Moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue." - Barry Goldwater
April 12, 2017, 07:47 PM
msfzoe
The golf gun is lethal.
It made a hole in Juan.
April 14, 2017, 07:00 AM
ensigmatic
Just remembered this one and thought of this thread:

Q: Why is toilet paper like the Starship Enterprise?
A: It circles Uranus looking for Klingons



"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe
"If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher
April 14, 2017, 07:37 AM
TBH
The teacher says, " class, today I would like you to make a complete sentence ".
Little Sue raises her hand,
Teacher- go ahead Sue
Sue- The Sky is blue.
Teacher- that's great!
Danny- The grass is green.
Teacher- Another good example!
Little Johnny- Urinate.
Teacher- Sorry Johnny, that's a word, not a sentence.
Johnny- no! You are an 8. If you had bigger boobs, you'd be a 10!


P226 9mm CT
Springfield custom 1911 hardball
Glock 21
Les Baer Special Tactical AR-15
April 14, 2017, 08:02 AM
Tuckerrnr1
How do you make a Venetian blind?

You poke him in the eye.


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I may be a bad person, but at least I use my turn signal.
April 14, 2017, 06:38 PM
RANGER20
I use to addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I
turned my self around
April 14, 2017, 06:43 PM
egregore
Mexican word of the day: wheelchair. "Me and José only got one taco left. That's OK, wheelchair it."
April 14, 2017, 07:00 PM
ss9961
quote:
Originally posted by dsiets:
quote:
Originally posted by Pipe Smoker:
Confucius say: Woman who fly upside down have nasty crack up.

Well, you asked for 3rd grade jokes…


Confucius say: He who fart in church sit in own pew.


Confucius say: He who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.


Confucius say: One who puts carrots and peas in same pot is very unsanitary
April 14, 2017, 07:52 PM
Lord Vaalic
Whats the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels




Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day
April 14, 2017, 08:59 PM
MikeNH
Why don't lobsters ever donate to charity?


Because they're shellfish.
April 15, 2017, 06:18 AM
egregore

April 15, 2017, 08:03 AM
jayko
Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.


"Politics is to Philosophy as Engineering is to Science."
April 16, 2017, 03:40 PM
maxdog
What's black and white and black and white and black and white...? A dead nun rolling down a hill.
May 14, 2017, 11:41 AM
Cookster
And this just in from my little bundle of 3rd grade dynamite, Johanna -

Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?

Because it got stuck in a crack.

__________


__________
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
May 14, 2017, 12:01 PM
Audioholic
I have a stepladder, because my real ladder left when I was a kid.




"Every time you think you weaken the nation" Moe Howard
May 14, 2017, 12:11 PM
2012BOSS302
More of a saying.

I'm rubber, your glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.




Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless.