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How about some really stupid 3rd grade jokes?

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April 06, 2017, 09:22 PM
Jimbo Jones
How about some really stupid 3rd grade jokes?
Why is it that you will never die of starvation at the beach? Because of all the sand which is there.


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April 07, 2017, 10:39 AM
George43
quote:
Originally posted by Jimbo Jones:
A penguin with a sunburn is also an acceptable answer.

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Originally posted by DitchDoctor911:
quote:
Originally posted by TMats:
What's black and white and red all over?


A wounded nun


I remember that one as a nun falling down the stairs.




The News paper.


A gun in the hand is worth more than ten policemen on the phone.
The American Revolution was carried out by a group of gun toting religious zealots.
April 07, 2017, 11:49 AM
HRK
What do you call a bunch of cabs lined up at DFW waiting on fares...

The yellow rows of taxis....
April 07, 2017, 11:50 AM
TMats
quote:
Originally posted by George43:
quote:
Originally posted by Jimbo Jones:
A penguin with a sunburn is also an acceptable answer.

quote:
Originally posted by DitchDoctor911:
quote:
Originally posted by TMats:
What's black and white and red all over?


A wounded nun


I remember that one as a nun falling down the stairs.




The News paper.
and therein lies the joke


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April 07, 2017, 03:02 PM
brecaidra
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One will see ya later and the other will see ya after awhile.



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April 07, 2017, 04:53 PM
Krazeehorse
quote:
Originally posted by TMats:
What's black and white and red all over?


A wounded nun


A zebra with a sunburn.


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April 07, 2017, 10:25 PM
Hangtime
I'm taking the Cosby kids to the Super Bowl..
April 08, 2017, 12:26 AM
zoom6zoom
i saw a murder in my back yard today. Then it flew away.



I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.
April 08, 2017, 12:27 AM
zoom6zoom
quote:
Originally posted by Krazeehorse:
quote:
Originally posted by TMats:
What's black and white and red all over?


A wounded nun


A zebra with a sunburn.

Penguin in the blender.



I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.
April 08, 2017, 06:01 AM
CaptainMike
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Interrupting Cow.
Interr...
MOOOOO!



My daughter's favorite.


MOO means NO! Be the comet!
April 08, 2017, 08:51 AM
Cookster
Straight from 3rd grade daughter -

What do you call a male cow that is sleeping?

A Bull Dozer!
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What do cows plays at birthday parties?

Moosical chairs!
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What do you call a fish with no eyes!

Fshhhh!
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"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
April 09, 2017, 03:15 PM
IntrepidTraveler
What did the daddy buffalo say to the baby buffalo when he left home?

Bye, son!

(Keep 'em coming - I'm saving them up for my step daughter!)



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April 09, 2017, 05:48 PM
Skins2881
Knock knock.

Who's there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dishes Sean Connery.


Jesse

Sic Semper Tyrannis
April 09, 2017, 06:58 PM
Pipe Smoker
Confucius say: Woman who fly upside down have nasty crack up.

Well, you asked for 3rd grade jokes…


Serious about crackers.
April 09, 2017, 07:10 PM
Pipe Smoker
Tom Swiftie: “I have a frog in my throat,” Tom croaked.


Serious about crackers.
April 09, 2017, 07:59 PM
JDHunz
What kind of bees make milk???

Boo-bees!!!


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April 09, 2017, 08:08 PM
exx1976
quote:
Originally posted by TMats:
quote:
Originally posted by DitchDoctor911:
quote:
Originally posted by TMats:
What's black and white and red all over?


A wounded nun


I remember that one as a nun falling down the stairs.

That one (as I remember) goes:
What's black and white, and black and white, and black and white...

What's black, sits in a tree, and is extremely dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun


In my neck of the woods, there was a pair of those jokes:

Black/white red all over: nun fell down the stairs

Black/white & laughing: priest that pushed her.
April 09, 2017, 08:23 PM
sig 226
Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his doodie


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April 09, 2017, 10:21 PM
Let's Go Rangers
What's red and smells like blue paint?

RED paint.
April 09, 2017, 11:22 PM
dsiets
quote:
Originally posted by Pipe Smoker:
Confucius say: Woman who fly upside down have nasty crack up.

Well, you asked for 3rd grade jokes…


Confucius say: He who fart in church sit in own pew.
Confucius say: He who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.