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Hoping for better pharmaceuticals |
My girlfriend doesn't know this but I put a dollar in an envelope every time we have sex. That's all I'm spending on her for Christmas. So far, she's getting a McChicken. Getting shot is no achievement. Hitting your enemy is. NRA Endowment Member . NRA instructor | ||
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| Dances With Tornados |
McChicken? You cheap bastard. Chick-fil-A!  . | |||
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Funny Man |
For your sake, hoping she gets fries with that! ______________________________ “I'd like to know why well-educated idiots keep apologizing for lazy and complaining people who think the world owes them a living.” ― John Wayne | |||
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Regular or Supersize? | |||
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| Dances With Tornados |
At least it's not Hillary Fried Chicken. Small breasts, fat thighs, left wings. . | |||
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GF(?), that's not supposed to happen until you say "I do" and she says "I don't no more". | |||
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Maybe shes holding back for a Ring? Not on the phone either, on the finger. NRA Life Endowment member Tri-State Gun collectors Life Member | |||
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Quit staring at my wife's Butt |
Maybe she is trying to tell you something | |||
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-------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18 | |||
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| 10mm is The Boom of Doom  |
My last girlfriend was a real firecracker. Very sweet, loving, and always eager to have sex. A rare beauty. It darn near broke my heart when my wife made me break it off. God Bless and Protect our Beloved President, Donald John Trump. | |||
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The saying goes... Every time you have sex with your girlfriend, you put a penny in a jar. Once you're married to her, every time you have sex you take a penny out. Typically, if you're married 50 years or more you'll never empty the jar. | |||
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Political Cynic |
[B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC | |||
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Be careful, they can take a lot more than We can give out. You might end up buying her a Porsche! P226 9mm CT Springfield custom 1911 hardball Glock 21 Les Baer Special Tactical AR-15 | |||
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Comic Relief |
You've had this girlfriend for what, one hour? You may have to get a larger envelope.  | |||
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Member |
You have just 8 months to live. Can I have your SIG's? Or will the DA use them in the trial of your ex-girlfriend? | |||
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