My girlfriend doesn't know this but I put a dollar in an envelope every time we have sex. That's all I'm spending on her for Christmas. So far, she's getting a McChicken.
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April 26, 2017, 10:18 PM
OKCGene
quote:
Originally posted by AZSigs: My girlfriend doesn't know this but I put a dollar in an envelope every time we have sex. That's all I'm spending on her for Christmas. So far, she's getting a McChicken.
McChicken? You cheap bastard. Chick-fil-A! .
April 26, 2017, 10:20 PM
TXJIM
For your sake, hoping she gets fries with that!
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April 26, 2017, 10:22 PM
NavyAgShooter
Regular or Supersize?
April 26, 2017, 10:23 PM
OKCGene
At least it's not Hillary Fried Chicken.
Small breasts, fat thighs, left wings. .
April 26, 2017, 10:57 PM
Excam_Man
GF(?), that's not supposed to happen until you say "I do" and she says "I don't no more".
April 26, 2017, 11:03 PM
Aquabird
Maybe shes holding back for a Ring? Not on the phone either, on the finger.
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April 26, 2017, 11:07 PM
XLT
Maybe she is trying to tell you something
April 26, 2017, 11:25 PM
newtoSig765
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April 27, 2017, 12:44 AM
Fenris
My last girlfriend was a real firecracker. Very sweet, loving, and always eager to have sex. A rare beauty.
It darn near broke my heart when my wife made me break it off.
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April 27, 2017, 01:25 AM
Snapping Twig
The saying goes...
Every time you have sex with your girlfriend, you put a penny in a jar.
Once you're married to her, every time you have sex you take a penny out.
Typically, if you're married 50 years or more you'll never empty the jar.
April 27, 2017, 04:43 AM
nhtagmember
[B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC
April 27, 2017, 04:50 AM
TBH
Be careful, they can take a lot more than We can give out. You might end up buying her a Porsche!
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April 27, 2017, 07:37 AM
Eponym
You've had this girlfriend for what, one hour? You may have to get a larger envelope.
April 27, 2017, 09:29 AM
cne32507
You have just 8 months to live. Can I have your SIG's? Or will the DA use them in the trial of your ex-girlfriend?
