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Please submit your High School yearbooks to the SIGforum Office of Waiver Enforcement, and be prepared to confess your thought-crimes

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February 06, 2019, 04:46 PM
Hamden106
Please submit your High School yearbooks to the SIGforum Office of Waiver Enforcement, and be prepared to confess your thought-crimes
I can send my yearbook in redacted form.



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February 06, 2019, 04:56 PM
stiab
Like Hillary Clinton, I have already been cleared by the FBI.


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February 06, 2019, 04:57 PM
parabellum
quote:
Originally posted by Hamden106:
I can send my yearbook in redacted form.
Redacted form? No, just use a box.
February 06, 2019, 05:09 PM
StarTraveler
During my senior year, I was editor of my high school yearbook. A careful check turned up no inappropriate photos but I was reminded of where I accidentally substituted my home phone number for several local businesses in the sponsored ad pages in the back. The calls for the funeral home were the worst...


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February 06, 2019, 05:20 PM
Micropterus
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
quote:
Originally posted by BamaJeepster:
quote:
Originally posted by Ozarkwoods:
Oh I was in a pic of me drinking what looked like beer at senior skip day.....I don’t recall if it was beer or foamy lemonade.
We have ways of making you recall!!

Victor Mature under the light, Laird Cregar as the cop grilling him. I Wake Up Screaming, a 1941 proto-noir from Fox Studios.

And I didn't have to look up any of that, thank you.

And he didn't do it


Damn it, you ruined it for me. I haven't seen it.


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February 06, 2019, 05:36 PM
parabellum
Well, it's been out only 78 years, so...


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February 06, 2019, 05:41 PM
SigJacket
High school? Sure, the most incriminating pic is my JROTC uniform with enough color to qualify as admiral of a third world nation.

College? Nooooooo.... I’ll need a subpoena.


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February 06, 2019, 05:42 PM
95flhr
Being that I’m in a witness relocation program, my identity today is not that of my past, therefore I have no recollection of said yearbook.

I also need the fax number to send my forms to.




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― Ronald Reagan

Retired old fart
February 06, 2019, 05:44 PM
KenS
Para, on line 27g of form TSMF-2019, it asks for gender and there are 37 separate choices but none of them are for "just plain old male". Should I just put a check by "other"?

Ken
February 06, 2019, 05:53 PM
phydough
Para, my waiver may not show my true name.......witless protection plan won't let me use my real aliases.
February 06, 2019, 05:53 PM
Sunset_Va
I have my HS Yearbook graduation year 1970.
I absolutely hated high school and the cliques that went on. Today, When I bump into old timers that belong to those elite groups, they haven't changed a bit, still looking down their noses at the ones outside their groups.

I should simply burn that yearbook.
That said, I confess a hatred I had for those conceited AHole classmats.

And I am not asking for forgiveness for that hatred.


美しい犬
February 06, 2019, 06:05 PM
PHPaul
I'm gonna cut right to the chase here: I did it. Some of it twice. No point in trying to BS my way out of it.

However, I do have a plea to place before Hizzoner: Can we schedule the purge for next month? I've got a colonoscopy coming up, no point in going through that twice...




Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
February 06, 2019, 06:09 PM
Chowser
Should I send in my first senior yearbook or second? I had to repeat the 12th grade.

I’ll dust off the fax machine



Not minority enough!
February 06, 2019, 06:10 PM
Johnny 3eagles
I, um. ...we had, um , ah ... there was this, ah, umm well, we um, my um, too much .... um, well, not really,.....it really um, well there was, um, er, ah Bill...shit, never mind.





If you're goin' through hell, keep on going.
Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it.
You might get out before the devil even knows you're there.


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February 06, 2019, 06:16 PM
egregore
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
quote:
Originally posted by gearhounds:
I have never seen my yearbook; I have no idea what’s in it.
We shall cleanse you of the need to tell such lies. Cleanse you, we shall.

First a bit of Metamucil...

Hey, we said we'd purge you, but it doesn't have to severe, does it?

I'm in kind of the same situation as gearhounds. I never got a yearbook and have no idea what is in other peoples'. I may have signed a few classmates' yearbooks. I don't remember what I wrote. Is 42 years long enough for any kind of statute of limitations to kick in?
February 06, 2019, 06:23 PM
Zecpull
I Just inherited a Mint 9mm German Luger from my dad... There is a possibility that this was used in WWII Germany which might make it a Nazi gun.
Should I send you that too..?


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February 06, 2019, 06:31 PM
sdy
Confess your thought-crimes

We ain't wrong,

we ain't sorry,

and it's probably gonna happen again
February 06, 2019, 06:36 PM
preten2b
Have we gotten to the part where half of all the Halloween costumes we wore now offends everyone who wasn't born yet?

Guilty


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The plural of anecdote is not data. -Frank Kotsonis
February 06, 2019, 06:37 PM
SigM4
This was me in grad school, pretty tame compared to fraternity days in undergrad. I'm not sure if I'm fit for office or a shoe in at this point.



Para, I wasn't sure where to include the stool sample so I just smeared it on the back of the card, hope that was ok...



Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

Complacency sucks…
February 06, 2019, 06:37 PM
whanson_wi
About the most risque thing in my HS yearbook is that someone signed "I signed your crack" down the crack of the spine...

That and the list/photos of the honor students was completely wrong because the idiot guidance counselor gave the wrong list of students to the yearbook editor. Then, the buffoon tried to blame the editor for the error. Keeping it classy!


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I would like to apologize to anyone I have *not* offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly.