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Spider two-wide banana
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I guess now he's a HARDENED CRIMINAL!


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Bet he had a SOLID ALIBI……


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His diet consists of black
coffee, and sarcasm.
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There should be no question of his guilt. There's concrete evidence.
 
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Shall Not Be Infringed
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Prosecutors say they have a 'Solid Case' against him! Wink


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Keeping the economy moving since 1964
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A butcher was working in hos shop and accidentally backed into the meat grinder. He got a little behind in his work.


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He's all set now......
 
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A Grateful American
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...and soon, cured.




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Cemented his place in history, buried in Portland.

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I think there's mortar this story.




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We won't have to pay for him to be behind Rebars for the rest of his life.
 
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This saves the judge from making an aggregate ruling on his sentencing.



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Well, I guess it is one way to get stoned, if he wasn't already.
 
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Detectives are certain that they will crack this case.
 
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He got a stiff sentence.
 
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Repeat criminal? Barred from society before. Now he will be re-barred?




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Just a mixed up kid... Frown
 
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When they dumped him out, he said he was in a slump.



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He's going to spend the rest of his life inside.
 
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