Did ya'll hear about the burgler who fell in the cement mixer?
I guess now he's a HARDENED CRIMINAL!
Happy Saturday!
July 18, 2026, 07:21 AM
shovelhead
Bet he had a SOLID ALIBI……
-------------------------------------—————— ————————--Ignorance is a powerful tool if applied at the right time, even, usually, surpassing knowledge(E.J.Potter, A.K.A. The Michigan Madman)
July 18, 2026, 07:25 AM
egregore
There should be no question of his guilt. There's concrete evidence.
July 18, 2026, 08:21 AM
nhracecraft
Prosecutors say they have a 'Solid Case' against him!
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July 18, 2026, 08:43 AM
chbibc
A butcher was working in hos shop and accidentally backed into the meat grinder. He got a little behind in his work.
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July 18, 2026, 08:58 AM
Graniteguy
He's all set now......
July 18, 2026, 09:05 AM
sigmonkey
...and soon, cured.
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד
July 18, 2026, 09:09 AM
trapper189
Cemented his place in history, buried in Portland.This message has been edited. Last edited by: trapper189,
July 18, 2026, 10:06 AM
PHPaul
I think there's mortar this story.
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
July 18, 2026, 10:24 AM
Cookster
"Police! Don't move!!"
__________ "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
July 18, 2026, 10:25 AM
Calif Phil
We won't have to pay for him to be behind Rebars for the rest of his life.
July 18, 2026, 10:50 AM
old rugged cross
"Practice like you want to play in the game"
July 18, 2026, 10:58 AM
oddball
This saves the judge from making an aggregate ruling on his sentencing.
"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965
July 18, 2026, 12:41 PM
architect
Well, I guess it is one way to get stoned, if he wasn't already.
July 18, 2026, 12:42 PM
IndianaBoy
Detectives are certain that they will crack this case.
July 18, 2026, 01:33 PM
TigerDore
He got a stiff sentence.
July 18, 2026, 01:38 PM
konata88
Repeat criminal? Barred from society before. Now he will be re-barred?
"Wrong does not cease to be wrong because the majority share in it." L.Tolstoy "A government is just a body of people, usually, notably, ungoverned." Shepherd Book
July 18, 2026, 05:25 PM
r0gue
Just a mixed up kid...
July 20, 2026, 08:55 AM
Captain Morgan
When they dumped him out, he said he was in a slump.
Let all Men know thee, but no man know thee thoroughly: Men freely ford that see the shallows. Benjamin Franklin
