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Coin Sniper |
I can see the speech going something like this: "My fellow Americans, I am proud to.... to... to deliver this ..... this.... this.. you know, the thing. We have had the COVID thing, everyone get vaccinated, in order to... to.... we all need.... get boosted to save... save... We had the incident with the... the... the... round thing from.... from... China. We took care of it. I was decisive and personally ordered our F-4's to shoot it down. We also killed some bad people over... over... in that big country under Europe. Africa... I order the dolphi... SEaLs to do... do... the thing. We're going to send Sherman tanks to Russia... I mean Ukraine, sorry M60 thanks to Ukraine. It will help those people protect my investm... our nations investments over there. And I... I... I... have hairy legs, kids like them, and um... ah.... I.... ah.... ah.... ah......" Aids take the mic and announce the speech is over and escort Joe off so he doesn't get lost. Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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| The Main Thing Is Not To Get Excited  |
I don't have anything else to do so I guess I'll just stick with that... _______________________ | |||
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How many times will they drain his drool bucket? "No matter where you go - there you are" | |||
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Oh wait, I’ve got barbershop quartet practice tonight. Darn. I'm sorry if I hurt you feelings when I called you stupid - I thought you already knew - Unknown ................................... When you have no future, you live in the past. " Sycamore Row" by John Grisham | |||
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| Peace through superior firepower  |
Like many of you, I'll wait for the stupidest remarks of President Grandpa to show up on the internet, many of which are likely to be posted in this forum. What will be worth watching is the rebuttal by Governor Sanders of Arkansas. This will piss off the leftists something fierce, since all they did when she was President Trump's press secretary was make insulting remarks about her. You know, what with them being such righteous champions of women and all. | |||
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I'm going to a lesson on backpacking for shut-ins. | |||
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Get Off My Lawn |
Earlier today, MTG was hinting about taking it inside the SOTU tonight  https://twitter.com/RepMTG/sta...balloon-sotu-1779632 "I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965 | |||
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| Get my pies outta the oven!  |
I heard that one of the guests the so-called “Doctor” Jill will have at SOTU tonight is Paul Pelosi. I half expect them to wheel him in looking like this:  | |||
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| A teetotaling beer aficionado  |
And compared to the current press secretary, Karine Jean-Pierre, she's Einstein, while the current one is in that position to satisfy several quotas and nothing else. Governor Sanders took a lot of shit and was criticized for her appearance which is chicken shit. Let's line up some of the current congress people and judge them on appearance. Men fight for liberty and win it with hard knocks. Their children, brought up easy, let it slip away again, poor fools. And their grandchildren are once more slaves. -D.H. Lawrence | |||
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If you're wondering what he's going to say, you're not alone. Joe's wondering what he's going saying as well. He won't know until a few seconds before you do. | |||
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Tinker Sailor Soldier Pie |
Haha, I called it. I just didn't think any of them would have the balls to do it. So of course it's MTG. ~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan "Once there was only dark. If you ask me, light is winning." ~Rust Cohle | |||
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Unflappable Enginerd |
  __________________________________ NRA Benefactor I lost all my weapons in a boating, umm, accident. http://www.aufamily.com/forums/ | |||
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OK...since y'all brought her up. "If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne "Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 | |||
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| Peace through superior firepower |
He's getting his injections right about now, wouldn't you say? | |||
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He’s going to embarrass all of Irish heritage, yet again! I’m glad I’m half Sicilian…All American! | |||
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| Res ipsa loquitur |
I stopped watching years ago. If I like the president, I know what they are doing. If they are a president that annoys me, I don't need the additional aggravation after a long day at work. And, I can always watch it on the internet if I really missed something. __________________________ | |||
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| Lawyers, Guns and Money  |
Did he say cheezits? "Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." -- Justice Janice Rogers Brown "The United States government is the largest criminal enterprise on earth." -rduckwor | |||
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Ammoholic |
I decided to watch some of it maybe. Just happened to pause it here to do some stuff before bed. They all look demonic.  Jesse Sic Semper Tyrannis | |||
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| Be not wise in thine own eyes  |
Burger flippers have to sign a non-compete agreement. Can’t walk across the street and get a job from another burger joint. Hmmm…. Sounds like bullshit. “We’re in a situation where we have put together, and you guys did it for our administration…President Obama’s administration before this. We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics,” Pres. Select, Joe Biden “Let’s go, Brandon” Kelli Stavast, 2 Oct. 2021 | |||
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