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Well, when you and your parents can't read the words and can only look at the pictures, perhaps the message of Dr Seuss books is subject to some other interpretation. I mean, illiteracy and/or stupidity is the only explanation I can imagine for this craziness. CMSGT USAF (Retired) Chief of Police (Retired) | |||
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Dr Seuss has a new book out...  how to fix spacebar on lenovo laptop“Remember to get vaccinated or a vaccinated person might get sick from a virus they got vaccinated against because you’re not vaccinated.” - author unknown | |||
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*sigh* Apparently even fleaBay is getting into the act   "America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe "If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher | |||
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NEW YORK, NY—Things have changed quite a bit in the world of Dr. Seuss, as six of his works have been pulled from publication, banned from sale on eBay, and eliminated from people’s minds using lobotomies to help fight the threat of racism. To get with the times, though, a new Dr. Seuss book has been released, called The Cat in the Hat (He/Him). “In this new book, using reworked art from Dr. Seuss,” said a letter from Dr. Seuss’s estate, “the Cat in the Hat once again finds the two children home alone and bored. This time he diagnoses their malaise as gender dysphoria and proceeds to give the children puberty blockers.” An excerpt from the book reads: "I have some new drugs," said the cat in the hat. "A lot of good drugs! I'll inject them in you. Your mother will not mind at all if I do." The children learn a lesson in intolerance, too, as their goldfish ignorantly tries to stop them from taking the drugs, warning them of permanent side effects. The goldfish is then killed and flushed down a toilet. Numerous drag queens will be deployed to libraries across the country to perform free readings of the book to children. Check out the link for a picture of the book cover: https://babylonbee.com/news/ne...eir-mother-isnt-home | |||
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Required reading for the Biden state department employees headed to China...  | |||
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I guess that "Blazing Saddles" won't be shown this year. What about "Young Frankenstein"? The "Wizard of Oz"? "Bambi"??? Cheers, Doug in Colorado NRA Endowment Life Member | |||
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I bought a copy of that to watch with my kids... I love me some Brare Rabbit. I also have some Dr. Seuss books made before he was writing children's books... like "The Seven Lady Godivas". __________________________ More blessed than I deserve. http://davesphotography7055.zenfolio.com/f238091154 | |||
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The Sneetches is apparently next. The Star bellies should have enacted social justice policies and atoned for their star privilege instead of just all deciding to be race neutral Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day | |||
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The goofy thing about this is that the story of the Sneetches was aimed precisely at looking at who someone is rather than what they look like. PC Leftists just can't seem to see this. God bless America. | |||
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Mom loved all the Disney movies and bought copies of most. Granted they are on VHS. While going through the house after Dad passed there was a VHS copy of Song of the South It’s in my possession now. I let all the others get sold at the estate sale ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Live today as if it may be your last and learn today as if you will live forever | |||
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I'm guessing my personal copy of "Little Black Sambo" that my mom used to read me is off the approved curriculum? | |||
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Shoney's Big Boy - I used to love it when we got to stop there while on a trip in the 60's and get their onion rings, they had Little Black Sambo coloring books and such.... -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.” ― Charles M. Schulz | |||
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Holeeeeeeeee shit!!! Where does that leave us with the few lucky enough to own an 'Indian' motorcycle? Especially one like my dad's and 'Indian Brave'? It begs the question for all kinds of names we give our most powerful, fastest, bestest stuff - the Apache attach helicopter and among all those fine airplanes made by Piper - the Commanche. We are really going to be up to our necks in the 'let's not offend anybody' game when we have to rename the Crusader warplane and the Royal Enfield Crusader motorcycle....that's just the beginning.This message has been edited. Last edited by: tacfoley, | |||
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Anybody here remember Al Jolson? A white man, blacked up to look like a black one - if you squinted hard. Mr Jolson was also, as well as being a much-loved and highly popular entertainer, a Jew. Oy, the irony. | |||
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I remember a restaurant called "Sambos" in Ithaca NY in the 1980s. Ithaca (home of Cornell Univ) had a loud "woke" movement back then, and I recall heavy pressure to change the name. | |||
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Speedy Gonzales and Pepe LePew may be targets soon: https://www.foxnews.com/media/...dy-gonzales-canceled God bless America. | |||
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The author who wrote that Speedy Gonzales should be canceled is late to the party to virtue signal his wokeness. The old, classic Speedy cartoons haven't been around in years, probably close to 20, because of his obvious hatred for Mexicans. Ironically, though, he is extremely popular in Mexico and other Latin American countries. | |||
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Anyone seen the Frito Bandito lately?  ____________________________________________________ The butcher with the sharpest knife has the warmest heart. | |||
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^^^^ Looks like he's on your shirt, there, mister!  God bless America. | |||
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