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A teetotaling
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Why does she walk like there's cork in her ass?



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Kate McKinnon. It's part of her schtick.



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Kate McKinnon. It's part of her schtick.
I think you spelled "stick" wrong.
 
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It looks like she doesn't know how to walk in heels .
 
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Back, and
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Originally posted by NavyGuy:
Why does she walk like there's cork in her ass?

Big Grin
My parents and extended family used to say 'cob' instead of 'cork'.
 
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She's a Saturday Night Live alum. She's trying to be funny.
 
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You can’t find stories like this one anywhere but SIGforum. Smile



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Get my pies
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She's actually the only funny SNL-er left

Her Hillary Clinton is friggen hilarious


 
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She's a Saturday Night Live alum. She's trying to be funny.

Trying...being the key word.

She only gets work because she's willing to ham it up, attended Columbia and is a lesbian.
 
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Originally posted by PASig:
She's actually the only funny SNL-er left

Her Hillary Clinton is friggen hilarious


Agreed. She is funny.

EDIT - She is funny with good material. Those ads are not funny, and I am also not a fan of ads that are just cutesy or funny in ways that have little to do with the product but are merely to grab your attention. This isn't her fault, but rather is the fault of whoever designed the ad campaign.

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She's a Saturday Night Live alum. She's trying to be funny.


There is no try; do, do not. She should do not.


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My wife and I don't know her. I did ask my wife why is she walking like that and my wife said it's part of the skit.

I don't understand how that's supposed to be funny; it has nothing to do with the product she's hawking anyway.



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I'll take the AT&T gal over this bozo any time. Big Grin



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It seems to me as though she is trying to do an audition for Effie Trinkit's role in a Hunger Games reboot. . .



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I'll take the AT&T gal over this bozo any time. Big Grin


I agree 100% with this. The Verizon girl doesn't hold a candle to Lily.

Jim


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The AT&T girl went to college here in San Diego.

5 minute video:
https://youtu.be/C5PpbKT92kM

My home isn’t far from the main UCSD campus. Lots of cute co-eds! Smile



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Originally posted by vinnybass:
Kate McKinnon. It's part of her schtick.
I think you spelled "stick" wrong.


Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin




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I agree 100% with this. The Verizon girl doesn't hold a candle to Lily.


Lily is tired of getting harassed apparently......



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How about the Kilgore College Rangerettes?? That was about the only halftime show I enjoyed. Every year at the Cotton Bowl.
 
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I agree 100% with this. The Verizon girl doesn't hold a candle to Lily.


Lily is tired of getting harassed apparently......


Yeah lots of jealous folks out there who can't handle Milana's curves. Or dimwits now who berate her for a few extra pounds.



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