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The Verizon Pitch Girl

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December 13, 2021, 09:09 AM
NavyGuy
The Verizon Pitch Girl
Why does she walk like there's cork in her ass?



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December 13, 2021, 09:15 AM
vinnybass
Kate McKinnon. It's part of her schtick.



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December 13, 2021, 09:16 AM
architect
quote:
Originally posted by vinnybass:
Kate McKinnon. It's part of her schtick.
I think you spelled "stick" wrong.
December 13, 2021, 09:19 AM
HK Ag
It looks like she doesn't know how to walk in heels .
December 13, 2021, 09:25 AM
83v45magna
quote:
Originally posted by NavyGuy:
Why does she walk like there's cork in her ass?

Big Grin
My parents and extended family used to say 'cob' instead of 'cork'.
December 13, 2021, 10:27 AM
iron chef
She's a Saturday Night Live alum. She's trying to be funny.
December 13, 2021, 10:41 AM
Pipe Smoker
You can’t find stories like this one anywhere but SIGforum. Smile



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December 13, 2021, 10:48 AM
PASig
She's actually the only funny SNL-er left

Her Hillary Clinton is friggen hilarious


December 13, 2021, 10:49 AM
corsair
quote:
Originally posted by iron chef:
She's a Saturday Night Live alum. She's trying to be funny.

Trying...being the key word.

She only gets work because she's willing to ham it up, attended Columbia and is a lesbian.
December 13, 2021, 10:56 AM
jhe888
quote:
Originally posted by PASig:
She's actually the only funny SNL-er left

Her Hillary Clinton is friggen hilarious


Agreed. She is funny.

EDIT - She is funny with good material. Those ads are not funny, and I am also not a fan of ads that are just cutesy or funny in ways that have little to do with the product but are merely to grab your attention. This isn't her fault, but rather is the fault of whoever designed the ad campaign.

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December 13, 2021, 10:59 AM
wishfull thinker
quote:
Originally posted by iron chef:
She's a Saturday Night Live alum. She's trying to be funny.


There is no try; do, do not. She should do not.


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December 13, 2021, 11:17 AM
Rey HRH
My wife and I don't know her. I did ask my wife why is she walking like that and my wife said it's part of the skit.

I don't understand how that's supposed to be funny; it has nothing to do with the product she's hawking anyway.



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December 13, 2021, 12:23 PM
bald1
I'll take the AT&T gal over this bozo any time. Big Grin



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December 13, 2021, 01:22 PM
Hound Dog
It seems to me as though she is trying to do an audition for Effie Trinkit's role in a Hunger Games reboot. . .



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December 13, 2021, 01:22 PM
Jimbo54
quote:
Originally posted by bald1:
I'll take the AT&T gal over this bozo any time. Big Grin


I agree 100% with this. The Verizon girl doesn't hold a candle to Lily.

Jim


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December 13, 2021, 01:48 PM
Pipe Smoker
The AT&T girl went to college here in San Diego.

5 minute video:
https://youtu.be/C5PpbKT92kM

My home isn’t far from the main UCSD campus. Lots of cute co-eds! Smile



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December 13, 2021, 01:59 PM
PHPaul
quote:
Originally posted by architect:
quote:
Originally posted by vinnybass:
Kate McKinnon. It's part of her schtick.
I think you spelled "stick" wrong.


Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin




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December 13, 2021, 02:02 PM
Georgeair
quote:
I agree 100% with this. The Verizon girl doesn't hold a candle to Lily.


Lily is tired of getting harassed apparently......



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December 13, 2021, 02:03 PM
ZSMICHAEL
How about the Kilgore College Rangerettes?? That was about the only halftime show I enjoyed. Every year at the Cotton Bowl.
December 13, 2021, 03:31 PM
bald1
quote:
Originally posted by Georgeair:
quote:
I agree 100% with this. The Verizon girl doesn't hold a candle to Lily.


Lily is tired of getting harassed apparently......


Yeah lots of jealous folks out there who can't handle Milana's curves. Or dimwits now who berate her for a few extra pounds.



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