Other than the cups and such, didn't look like much of a mess...

Could it have been that there had been a vacuum between his ears?

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Originally posted by ersatzknarf:

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Originally posted by ulsterman:
When I left the department, they gave me Betsy.

Rem 870 police mag. Surefire forend, Knoxx stock, side saddle.

Holding her is like hold the Mrs. hand. Just feels good.

Beats heck out of a watch

Yep. She has spent a lot of years by my side. She can do almost as much damage of the Mrs.

Whoa...

Understood

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Originally posted by ersatzknarf:
Whoa...

Understood

First time I met the Mrs. I was a rookie getting stitches in the E.R.. I heard a commotion and ran over. A nurse clocked a rowdy patient with a bedpan then sat on him with a needle pressed to his crotch. "One more word out of you and I'll take a sperm sample with this needle".

Guy got compliant very quickly.

Married that nurse a couple of years later.

Reminds me of your mini Doxie...

sensing a pattern

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Originally posted by ersatzknarf:
Reminds me of your mini Doxie...

sensing a pattern

Hutton? 10 pounds of hell wrapped in a gasoline suit.

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Originally posted by Captain Morgan:

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Originally posted by bigdeal:
The dude in that first video is the absolute definition of "Dumbass". "Nah, dem fo cops ain't gunna shoo me for I can bus a cap in em."

Can you translate this for me?

I dont speak jive or ebonics.

Guessing it’s along the lines of

“Those four police officers aren’t going to shoot me before I can shoot them”

Darwin at his finest, with the exception of using our finest to serve up the natural consequences of unlimited moral deprivation and immeasurable stupidity.

Yeah, but she loves your grandson and there's not a coyote within miles brave enough to come close again, and she's now got steel teef

Shockwave on my short list after seeing this

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Originally posted by Guy1:
Shockwave on my short list after seeing this

I’ve used, shot and trained with a 14” rem870…trust me slugs and buckshot are no joke with short barreled shotguns.

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Originally posted by jhe888:

Well, at that distance, any decent load will still have a very small pattern. Even the cheapest buck load will have a small pattern at that range.

5 yards, 00buck factory Winchester , just did this Tuesday…I was comparing my reloads to factory loads thru a mossberg maverick 18” riot barrel

Yeah, even the wad is going to sting....

Rock, Paper, Scissors,< 12GAUGE

A good scattergun is my favorite all purpose tool.

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Rock, Paper, Scissors,< 12GAUGE

A good scattergun is my favorite all purpose tool.

If I was only allowed one gun, it would be my 12 gauge. Birdshot, turkey loads, buckshot, slugs. You can put food on the table in a number of ways and defend the house when you're not hunting.

I like when a bad guy uses his head like this. I approve.

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Originally posted by bubbatime:
I like when a bad guy uses his head like this. I approve.

Yup, head-butting a load of buckshot to save the store decor from damage is going make friends, that's for sure.

This case reminds me of the two loons who entered a gun store intent on miscreancy, only to find the owner there with a handy M1911 and the skillset to gainfully employ it. He popped one of them straight into the bean, dropping him in his footprints - the other one fled, narrowly beating a fusillade of shots.

Somebody please point me at it again, if you recall the one i mean, that is.

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Originally posted by ersatzknarf:
Other than the cups and such, didn't look like much of a mess...

Could it have been that there had been a vacuum between his ears?

Yeah, because of this asshole someone is going to go in there, get a fountain drink and turn around and BOOM, no fucking lids....

12 gauge to the face serves him right.

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- the other one fled, narrowly beating a fusillade of shots.

Faster than Carl Lewis, Usain Bolt, Eric Liddell, Jesse Owens ... but probably failed the post event drug test?
Like, you know ... Ben Johnson?

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Originally posted by Guy1:
Shockwave on my short list after seeing this

That's a solution in search of a problem.

"Boop on the snoot."


I had not heard that term before.

Youtube's bullshit rules make such babytalk necessary. You're not allowed to say "Bad guy takes shotgun bast to the face." It's like Doughnut Operator talking about K-9s biting bad guys: "Bork gets nom-noms." Fucking baby talk. Otherwise, the pantywaists at youtube get in a tizzy. It's illustrative of the phony world in which we live.