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half-genius,
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Texting for oldies
*ATD* - At the Doctor's
*SBA*-Severe Back Ache
*BFF* - Best Friend's Funeral
*BTW* - Bring the Wheelchair
*BYOT* - Bring your own teeth
*FWIW* - Forgot Where I Was
*GGPBL* - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
*GHA* - Got Heartburn Again
*NMT* - No Motion Today
*LM* - Loose Motions
*TFT* - Texting From Toilet
*PMPA* - Peed My Pants Again
 
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That would have been funnier 20 years ago. Now it's a little close to the bone.
 
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I'll add:

*IGTTANN*= I'm going to take a nap now.

Jim


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Big Grin



[B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC


 
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WMC = Wheres my car?
CFMP = Cant find my pants.


End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
 
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FTA=Find the aspirin
SHTF=Slipped,hit the floor


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