Humo[u]r - Texting for oldies....

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July 13, 2019, 11:28 AM

tacfoley

Humo[u]r - Texting for oldies....

Texting for oldies
*ATD* - At the Doctor's
*SBA*-Severe Back Ache
*BFF* - Best Friend's Funeral
*BTW* - Bring the Wheelchair
*BYOT* - Bring your own teeth
*FWIW* - Forgot Where I Was
*GGPBL* - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
*GHA* - Got Heartburn Again
*NMT* - No Motion Today
*LM* - Loose Motions
*TFT* - Texting From Toilet
*PMPA* - Peed My Pants Again

July 13, 2019, 11:45 AM

Fredward

That would have been funnier 20 years ago. Now it's a little close to the bone.

July 13, 2019, 11:46 AM

Jimbo54

I'll add:

*IGTTANN*= I'm going to take a nap now.

Jim

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July 13, 2019, 12:23 PM

nhtagmember

_{[B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC}

July 13, 2019, 01:21 PM

YooperSigs

WMC = Wheres my car?
CFMP = Cant find my pants.

End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles

July 13, 2019, 11:09 PM

shovelhead

FTA=Find the aspirin
SHTF=Slipped,hit the floor

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