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az4783054
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Don't blame the messenger: Razz

Yesterday, I spotted an albino Dalmatian. It was the least I could do for him.

If you boil a funny bone, it becomes laughing stock. That's humerus!

My sister bet me $15 I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should of seen her face when I drove pasta.

To the person who stole my glasses, I will find you. I have contacts.

I just spent $300 for a limousine for New Years Eve, and it doesn't include a driver. I can't believe I spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.

A pun has not completely matured until it is full groan
 
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Those are truly 2/3rds of a pun...P.U.


Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, 'Wow! What a Ride! ~Hunter S. Thompson
 
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"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
 
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Someone stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I’ll catch you, you’ve got my Word....
 
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Someone stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I’ll catch you, you’ve got my Word....
I hope you Excel!
 
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Originally posted by mrvmax:
Someone stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I’ll catch you, you’ve got my Word....
I hope you Excel!

First, more Access will be needed.
 
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Originally posted by architect:
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Originally posted by mrvmax:
Someone stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I’ll catch you, you’ve got my Word....
I hope you Excel!

First, more Access will be needed.


The Outlook is looking pretty bright for that.



 
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Good for today only!



“Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.”
- John Adams
 
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Originally posted by architect:
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Originally posted by mrvmax:
Someone stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I’ll catch you, you’ve got my Word....
I hope you Excel!

First, more Access will be needed.


The Outlook is looking pretty bright for that.


Definitely going to be a Project though.





Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.



"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers

The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...



 
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