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Here is a little "Pun"ishment

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December 31, 2019, 09:47 AM
az4783054
Here is a little "Pun"ishment
Don't blame the messenger: Razz

Yesterday, I spotted an albino Dalmatian. It was the least I could do for him.

If you boil a funny bone, it becomes laughing stock. That's humerus!

My sister bet me $15 I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should of seen her face when I drove pasta.

To the person who stole my glasses, I will find you. I have contacts.

I just spent $300 for a limousine for New Years Eve, and it doesn't include a driver. I can't believe I spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.

A pun has not completely matured until it is full groan
December 31, 2019, 09:53 AM
Wayniac
Those are truly 2/3rds of a pun...P.U.
December 31, 2019, 12:12 PM
sigmonkey





"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
December 31, 2019, 01:14 PM
mrvmax
Someone stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I’ll catch you, you’ve got my Word....
December 31, 2019, 01:48 PM
architect
quote:
Originally posted by mrvmax:
Someone stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I’ll catch you, you’ve got my Word....
I hope you Excel!
December 31, 2019, 03:02 PM
ffips
quote:
Originally posted by architect:
quote:
Originally posted by mrvmax:
Someone stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I’ll catch you, you’ve got my Word....
I hope you Excel!

First, more Access will be needed.
December 31, 2019, 03:14 PM
Patrick-SP2022
quote:

Originally posted by architect:
quote:

Originally posted by mrvmax:
Someone stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I’ll catch you, you’ve got my Word....
I hope you Excel!

First, more Access will be needed.


The Outlook is looking pretty bright for that.




December 31, 2019, 07:11 PM
BamaJeepster
Good for today only!





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December 31, 2019, 07:16 PM
LS1 GTO
quote:
Originally posted by Patrick-SP2022:
quote:

Originally posted by architect:
quote:

Originally posted by mrvmax:
Someone stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I’ll catch you, you’ve got my Word....
I hope you Excel!

First, more Access will be needed.


The Outlook is looking pretty bright for that.


Definitely going to be a Project though.






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