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Ice age heat wave,
cant complain.
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Got mine installed this evening. I'm not sure there will be an official range report...




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Posts: 10152 | Location: Orlando, Florida | Registered: July 12, 2005Reply With QuoteReport This Post
I have not yet begun
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…If you have shit on your arm… The thing is, your bunghole has ONLY one job, it is an exit for waste. You won’t be bumping into anyone with your asshole…
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Never say never… Wink

LOL Big Grin


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Posts: 4577 | Location: Central AZ | Registered: October 26, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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I have the brand Brondell. I just have the basic version as I don’t have an outlet at the toilet. If I built a new home, I would. There is the basic like mine up to very fancy with heated water, blow dry, etc. I have no issue with the normal water.

I made fun of a bidet forever until I finally tried and bought one. I love it and so does my wife. I have even bought a portable Brondell water bottle bidet for when staying in a hotel.




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Posts: 10056 | Location: The Lone Star State | Registered: July 07, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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I used to be skeptical, but I have since seen the light and now I swear by them and have them installed in my entire household. Once you get past the the initial "shock" of using it for the first time, you WON'T go back.

Completely rid of all instances of wipers rashes and whatever acute / chronic hemorrhoid I've got, and nothing beats the cleanliness of bring rinsed vs. just wiping it dry.

Yes I still use TP to pad dry afterwards (takes too long to just rely on the fan) but you will see drastic reduction in your TP usage. But if you DO run out of TP for some reason, well the fan is still there to fully dry you so you can just get some TP afterwards while leaving your dignity intact.

It has to be a TOTO branded Washlet though, any other off brands or ones with manual controls or Eurotrash just forget about it.
 
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Told cops where to go for over 29 years…
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A little pricier than some, but buy once cry once. Very feature rich, and durable.



The sale at Costco removes some of the sting of the price.



And if the Costco price is still too steep for you, Amazon has same model listed as “Used, good condition” for $298…






What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???


 
Posts: 12326 | Location: Western WA state for just a few more years... | Registered: February 17, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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I'm in the never used one, but I have read man praises of the Toto bidet. I'm planning a house remodel in the next year and I'll have one installed.




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