Look! The Nigerians have found me! I'm rich!!!

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September 06, 2018, 10:29 AM

rduckwor

Look! The Nigerians have found me! I'm rich!!!

I found this in my Google calendar this morning:

BARRISTER OLAOU PAUL's LEGAL CLAIM
Hi,
BARRISTER OLAOU PAUL is inviting you to this WebEx meeting:
BARRISTER OLAOU PAUL's LEGAL CLAIM
6 Sep, 16:00 | 1 hr
London (Western European Summer Time, GMT+01:00)
Host: BARRISTER OLAOU PAUL
When it's time, join the meeting from here:
https://meetings.webex.com/col...1NZGMDKG3OYVTLZ-1IIH
Agenda
Good day, I am Olaou Paul, from AO solicitors Ltd UK, I am personal attorney to a late client who share same last name with you, please reply back to my private email (olaou.paul@gmail.com) for detail
Access Information
Where: WebEx Online
Meeting number: 237 632 032
Meeting password: This meeting does not require a password.
Audio Connection
+44-203-478-5289 UK Domestic Toll
Access code: 237 632 032
Can't access your meeting? Get help:
https://meetings.webex.com/collabs/#/support

Delivering the power of collaboration
Cisco WebEx Team

I have no idea how they did this and have never heard of the British lawyer. They're getting very good at this.

RMD

TL Davis: “The Second Amendment is special, not because it protects guns, but because its violation signals a government with the intention to oppress its people…”
Remember: After the first one, the rest are free.

September 06, 2018, 10:30 AM

radioman

can I join the web-ex too?

September 06, 2018, 10:40 AM

gearhounds

quote:
Originally posted by radioman:
can I join the web-ex too?

It would be hilarious to fill the web-ex with SF members and act like everyone is interested in the money. Lots of shouting, arguments, name calling to the point that the “barrister” can’t get a word in.

“Remember to get vaccinated or a vaccinated person might get sick from a virus they got vaccinated against because you’re not vaccinated.” - author unknown

September 06, 2018, 10:48 AM

RAMIUS

Fuck. I haven’t been contacted by a Barrister in months

September 06, 2018, 10:52 AM

JALLEN

Those guys are a dime a dozen.

Unless they claim more than $100 million, I don't have time to fool with them.

Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me.

When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson

"Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." - Justice Janice Rogers Brown

September 06, 2018, 10:58 AM

YooperSigs

Shhhh.... Or the IRS will call you on the phone and tell you that you are under arrest.
And your car warranty is expired! Some really nice folks want to help out with your student loan. Chicks want to meet you too, especially after you jumped on that penis enlargement pill. And you are quite buff after your weight loss supplement.
Pretty good day so far!

End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles

September 06, 2018, 11:04 AM

rduckwor

Yeah, I got the robo-voice call the other day about the "case".

Waiting with great anticipation for my coming arrest.

RMD

September 06, 2018, 11:09 AM

V-Tail

quote:
Originally posted by rduckwor:
Yeah, I got the robo-voice call the other day about the "case".

Waiting with great anticipation for my coming arrest.

RMD

Which camp are you in?

"You'll never take me alive," or
"You got me. I'm tired of running. Send someone to pick me up. I'll be waiting out front. I'll come peacefully, you won't need handcuffs."

הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים

September 06, 2018, 12:09 PM

45 Cal

Arent you lucky,and I got that dreaded IRS call this week.
I suppose I will be arrested at anytime.

September 06, 2018, 12:14 PM

architect

How will we recognize each other when we are all in the same IRS jail cell? Will we have to "establish a SF corner?"

September 06, 2018, 12:15 PM

rduckwor

quote:
Originally posted by V-Tail:
quote:
Originally posted by rduckwor:
Yeah, I got the robo-voice call the other day about the "case".

Waiting with great anticipation for my coming arrest.

RMD
Which camp are you in?
"You'll never take me alive," or

"You got me. I'm tired of running. Send someone to pick me up. I'll be waiting out front. I'll come peacefully, you won't need handcuffs."

You'll never take me alive coppers!! Already got the firing lanes ranged out!!

RMD

September 06, 2018, 01:43 PM

Yellow Jacket

quote:
Originally posted by architect:
How will we recognize each other when we are all in the same IRS jail cell? Will we have to "establish a SF corner?"

The "secret handshake."

You were told about the secret handshake when you joined weren't you?

God's mercy: NOT getting what we deserve!
God's grace: Getting what we DON'T deserve!

"If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal

Bob
P239 40 S&W
Endowment NRA
Viet Nam '69-'70

September 06, 2018, 01:47 PM

sigmonkey

quote:
Originally posted by architect:
How will we recognize each other when we are all in the same IRS jail cell?

Invisible tattoo.

_{"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!}

September 06, 2018, 01:57 PM

BBMW

I just can't believe there's anyone left who would fall for this shit. But I guess there's always someone out there who does.

September 06, 2018, 02:55 PM

fpuhan

quote:
+44-203-478-5289 UK Domestic Toll

I'm guessing this is the hook. The "toll" you'll pay to join the call will be astronomical. And you won't know this until you get the charge from your phone company.

You can't truly call yourself "peaceful" unless you are capable of great violence. If you're not capable of great violence, you're not peaceful, you're harmless.

NRA Benefactor/Patriot Member

September 06, 2018, 05:13 PM

jbcummings

quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
quote:
Originally posted by architect:
How will we recognize each other when we are all in the same IRS jail cell?

Invisible tattoo.

That and your official silver unisex unitard! It’ll make you stand out from the usual orange jump suited crowd!

———-
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup.

September 06, 2018, 07:31 PM

SigJacket

My favorite was my emailed invitation to join the Illuminati. I turned to my buddy and said “Well, gonna make some changes, soon!”

--
I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is.

JALLEN 10/18/18
https://sigforum.com/eve/forum...610094844#7610094844

September 06, 2018, 08:03 PM

Av8nShooter

I too would like to join the webex conference. However, Microsoft called me personally today to inform me that my personal computer has a serious problem and is about to stop working unless I immediately return their telephone call. I plan to call Microsoft first thing in the morning. I understand if I turn over control of my computer to them, they will be able to fix things quickly. Then, I will be able to electronically transfer my good will deposit to the Barrister in time to collect my windfall.

September 06, 2018, 08:50 PM

rduckwor

Well, shit! Had to travel and missed the good barrister's webex. If I get a second notice, we're gonna give the old boy a webex he will cherish forever!

We're all gonna get laid!!!

RMD

September 07, 2018, 06:50 AM

mjlennon

If you have some free time, this is entertaining read on how to turn the tables on the scammers. 419Eater
If you have even more time, perhaps you play along.