WNBA: Don't throw the Green Dildo of Derision! Its obscene!!

Everyone: Use the Purple Phallus of Propriety instead!!

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It's back!

The Green Dildo Of Derision Returns!

A GREEN DILDO WAS THROWN ONTO A WNBA COURT AGAIN! I REPEAT, THE GREEN DILDOS ARE BACK!
Connor Griffin

8/21/2026 9:45 AM

Folks, Somehow, the green dildo has returned.

If you think back to pretty much a year ago, you'll remember that there was an onslaught of green dildos being thrown onto WNBA courts mid-game. It was stopping the action every time. The craze then spread to the NFL where fans were throwing the sex toys onto the field, but it didn't really have the same effect. People ran the bit into the ground very quickly and it was no longer funny. However, there was a brief period where it was fucking hysterical.

And now, after almost a full year of living without the joke, I think the dildo bit is back to being extremely funny. I just needed some time away from it.

I won't lie, I laughed out loud when I saw the placement of this throw. It fell PERFECTLY in front of the woman who was at the free throw line. Even Cameron Brink couldn't hold in her smile as she was kicking it off the court. That was a hilarious 45-second clip.

It's even funnier when you see the video of the guy who threw it. He fucking bolted out of that arena as soon as the dildo left his hands. And I don't blame him. It's a funny thing to do, but not funny enough to get caught doing. You don't wanna be the guy put in handcuffs because you launched a prosthetic penis onto a basketball court.

Shoutout my girl Angel Reese, though. She had the guy who threw it plucked out from a mile away.

Now, I know there will be hardos who won't see the humor in this. They'll be furious that we're not taking the WNBA seriously enough. But honestly, given how heavy the discourse is surrounding that league, I think it's okay to have a sex toy break up the tension every now and then.

I mean, the WNBA will be the center of all this heated talk about racism, sexism, transgenderism, you name it. I think a dildo is the perfect device to lighten the mood a little bit. But that might just be me.

I wonder how the guy got it in the stadium. Oh...of course, in his pants. "Yes, officer, I am glad to see you!"

No need to throw it, just stick it on the top of the backboard, they can't jump high enough to knock it down!

Did the announcer say it came into the floor or onto the floor? Amazing dildo. I find this hilarious and people should hurl hundreds of dildos all at once. Let’s not be singular in the approach. Hurl small dildos, normal ones, massive ones, and some of every color so we are all inclusive!

Should also see who picks them up and takes them home. Consider it a game perk.

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Originally posted by nhtagmember:
Should also see who picks them up and takes them home. Consider it a game perk.

It's all fun and games until someone heaves a Steely Dan!