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They charged that 18 year old kid with assault? Ok shouldn’t there by a weight limit for an assault charge? I don’t know what dildos weigh but the dildo cannot weigh enough to cause even a scratch. I would imagine getting hit in the head with the basketball is more force. Disorderly conduct fine. Assault = some bullshit. What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone | |||
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Assault, specifically "offensive contact" (even if a thrown object does not touch the person). It's not the size that matters... "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד | |||
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So did they charge the player who kicked it off the court towards others? | |||
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I mean its Los Angeles… dildo throwing here is a regular thing. We might as well elect a dildo for Mayor at this point. "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them." - John Wayne in "The Shootist" | |||
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  "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them." - John Wayne in "The Shootist" | |||
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Ah... ... I hate to break the news to you... ... but you already have a dildo as Mayor of LA. And a dildo as Governor. Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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He definitely uses Astroglide in his hair so him owning dildos wouldn’t surprise me one iota. What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone | |||
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Just wait. Some piece of shit overzealous prosecutor looking to be the next commie Kim Gardner will charge him with a “sex crime” since it was a dildo.
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| A Grateful American |
Was stating the fact (of why it's assault) for clarification. I don't have any skin in the game. (I gave at the Mohel's office on the 8th day...) I haven't watched or read about all the details, so I have no knowledge about the "kickback". If someone could make a determination that the "dick kick" was intentionally directed at someone, then they could be charged on the same basis. "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד | |||
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Hey that's uncalled for and offensive to dildos. | |||
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And their batteries (and brains) have long since died.  Certifiable member of the gun toting, septuagenarian, bucket list workin', crazed retiree, bald is beautiful club! USN (RET), COTEP #192 | |||
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| A Grateful American |
@bald1 "It's not easy being green..." -Kermit D. Frog "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד | |||
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If the throwers included a strap, there'd be a scrum. Set the controls for the heart of the Sun. | |||
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"Sophie Cunningham’s mom warned Fever star to ‘watch out for flying dildos’ in wild WNBA saga" 'Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham never thought it would get to this point — where her mother is sending warning texts to watch out for flying green dildos, instead of her usual “good luck” message before WNBA games. During the latest installment of the “Show Me Something” podcast, Cunningham revealed the new pregame warning her mom sends her amid the WNBA’s flying sex toy issue.' The comments are fabulous! https://nypost.com/2025/08/08/...t-for-flying-dildos/ I was net searching for radio controlled flying dildo drones. Apparently no one has brought any to market, yet. Seems like it would be an instant winner oOooooooo, from amazon:  Goodyear Large Inflatable Blimp - 33" Brand: Goodyear 4.5 4.5 out of 5 stars (504) 50+ bought in past month this and a can of krylon flourescent green ... | |||
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| Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
The green dildo of derision, rarely arrives lubricated. The lube makes it hard to throw. Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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