Saw the thread title and the first thing that came to mind was: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dya0UU0meD4

I once was dispatched to a fight in a bar parking lot.
On arrival, two topless women were rolling around on the pavement, surrounded by an enthusiastic crowd. Cause of fight: argument over which of the two women had the better looking tits.
I was then asked to serve as judge in order to resolve the conflict.
I declared it a tie.

So who did the dishes?

Savages gonna savage.

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Originally posted by darthfuster:
Two, if you are going to fight, it would be advantageous to have 1/2 inch hair....

I used to think that too. However, a good female friend of mine grew up in the bario, and she shared that you could have long hair and still fight. If you knew you were fighting you just coated your hair in Vaseline, and pulled it into a bun.

In other words, one of Auburn's finest could've excused herself to the bathroom, applied the vaseline, fought w/o getting her hair pulled, and not done the dishes

Seriously, somebody needs to set that video to the Bennie Hill theme.

Bill Hicks had a great routine about his experience at a Waffle House (language NSFW):

I like Waffle House®! And you must only attend ones in sleazy areas--why would you do that? The wait staff at the ones I attend are always neat, clean, polite, and well behaved. And WH offers waffles at a reasonable price and quick service--unlike IHOP, which charges egregious prices for them and you have to wait while they fire up a waffle iron to make it. If one wants pancakes, IHOP may be your choice--for waffles, it is WH.

flashguy

when women fight, it's more about the amount of drama and shame one can inflict on the other, since they lack the heart and physical power that men have when they fight to damage or kill the opponent. I'm sure testosterone has a lot to do with it, the psychology is entirely different.

I like WH too.

Until reading/watching this, I did not even know what a Waffle house was.

And now I am skeered to go into one.

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Originally posted by synthplayer:

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Originally posted by rburg:
Back when I was young and impressionable I used to enjoy the occasional cat fight. The ones I liked best was where one lost her clothing, or both did. I found cheering would inspire the one that lost the first bra. I wish I'd had a cell phone with video capability. The best was where a couple of older girls, probably 19 or 20, ended the fight topless. I smiled for at least a week afterwards.

My wife said that in her high school, whenever a cat fight ensued, the very first objective of each participant was to shred the clothes off the other.

I saw a cat fight on the school bus back in the 70's. Girl got an earring removed the hard way. Yes, it was a pierced one.

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Originally posted by archerman:
Until reading/watching this, I did not even know what a Waffle house was.

And now I am skeered to go into one.

I suggest first that you just ignore this thread and make up your own mind about Waffle House® restaurants. I've no doubt that there are some located in questionable areas and even some with ditsy wait staff--the ones I attend don't suffer from those detriments. Basically, a WH is just a fast-food joint that specializes in serving waffles and the usual food items most folks associate with them. Most also have some variety of other foods to offer, which is not especially fancy but I've not found any complaints with it. One should not expect haute cuisine at a WH, but I think they are a fairly decent café and I go to one about once a month. (I typically replicate my mom's "waffle supper" when I go there: waffles, maple syrup, scrambled eggs, bacon or sausage, and a glass of milk. They usually also include either grits or hashbrown potatoes, and some toast.) The "waffle supper" was always one of my favorites when I was living at home.

If there is one in your area, you might give it a try. Make up your own mind. I don't know of anyone who got food poisoning at one (not that it couldn't happen, but it certainly is not common around here).

flashguy