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| Who Woulda Ever Thought? |
That was 9.9 on the funny scale but I STILL HATE SQUIRRELS! | |||
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That has me rolling. I had to show it to my lovely bride, who was president of her chapter of the Alpha Gams back in the day whose mascot happens to be - a squirrel. She didn't find it near as funny as I did. | |||
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| Three Generations of Service  |
Did not see that coming. Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
There is a story of a bear and a squirrel. They are comparing their respective strengths. The bear: I can climb trees. The squirrel: I can jump from tree to tree. The bear: I can sire two cubs a year. The squirrel: I can sire ten kits a year. The bear: I can rip the face off anything that angers me. The squirrel: I can stand off and taunt them. The bear: Does shit stick to your fur, my little tree-rat friend? The squirrel; Why no, it doesn't. And you can guess what happens next. Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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