Very touching.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHmARgh_WiY

That was 9.9 on the funny scale but I STILL HATE SQUIRRELS!

That has me rolling. I had to show it to my lovely bride, who was president of her chapter of the Alpha Gams back in the day whose mascot happens to be - a squirrel. She didn't find it near as funny as I did.

Did not see that coming.

There is a story of a bear and a squirrel.

They are comparing their respective strengths.

The bear: I can climb trees.
The squirrel: I can jump from tree to tree.

The bear: I can sire two cubs a year.
The squirrel: I can sire ten kits a year.

The bear: I can rip the face off anything that angers me.
The squirrel: I can stand off and taunt them.

The bear: Does shit stick to your fur, my little tree-rat friend?
The squirrel; Why no, it doesn't.

And you can guess what happens next.