The secret to life. Your post can be serious, or humorous.
Learn lots of different things so you'll be an interesting person. You'll be living with yourself the rest of your life, and it's good to live with an interesting person.
Oh, and if you can't be interesting yourself...read SigForum.
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343 - Never Forget
Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat
There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive.
May 18, 2017, 12:05 PM
leavemebe
Don't panic.
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"It is easier to fool someone than to convince them they have been fooled." Unknown observer of human behavior.
May 18, 2017, 01:25 PM
apprentice
Always have a towel.
May 18, 2017, 01:32 PM
Cassandra
As a long time service engineer, I lived by: Don't drink in the first pub outside the shipyard/factory gate, drink in the next one. Then, when the SHIF, the chief engineer won't be able to find you...
____________________________ "Fear is a Reaction - Courage is a Decision.” - Winston Spencer Churchill NRA Life Member - Adorable Deplorable Garbage
May 18, 2017, 02:42 PM
Bisleyblackhawk
quote:
Originally posted by SigJacket: Don't be a dick.
Everything pretty much falls into place after that.
Now...THOSE are words to live by (especially when driving)
"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet
May 18, 2017, 03:12 PM
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A sign In V-P Pence's home town in Indiana, Business Front Window
WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH PRESIDENT OBAMA, HILLARY CLINTON, NANCY PELOSI, HARRY REID, ALL THE ELITES OF CONGRESS, THE MASS MEDIA, AND ALL OF HOLLYWOOD THAN WITH ONE CONSERVATIVE AMERICAN!!!
This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Whiting, Indiana (V-P Pence's home town). You are probably either outraged, or saddened,or elated, depending on your political persuasion. However, we are a society which holds Freedom of Speechas perhaps our greatest liberty; and after all .. it is just a sign.
You may ask, what kind of business would dare post such a sign?
Answer: Owen's Funeral Home
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May 18, 2017, 08:26 PM
Tuckerrnr1
“Knowing something and understanding it were not the same thing.”
_____________________________________________ I may be a bad person, but at least I use my turn signal.
May 19, 2017, 12:57 AM
medic451
I think Monty Python got it right...
Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the light side of life...
If life seems jolly rotten There's something you've forgotten And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing. When you're feeling in the dumps Don't be silly chumps Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.
And...always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the light side of life...
For life is quite absurd And death's the final word You must always face the curtain with a bow. Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
So always look on the bright side of death Just before you draw your terminal breath
Life's a piece of shit When you look at it Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true. You'll see it's all a show Keep 'em laughing as you go Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the right side of life... (Come on guys, cheer up!) Always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the bright side of life... (Worse things happen at sea, you know.) Always look on the bright side of life... (I mean - what have you got to lose?) (You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing!) Always look on the right side of life...
"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them." - John Wayne in "The Shootist"
May 19, 2017, 10:00 PM
JALLEN
"Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle." -- George Burns
Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me.
When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson
"Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." - Justice Janice Rogers Brown
May 19, 2017, 10:13 PM
lbj
quote:
The secret to life.
I have an 80 page thread going and I still don't have it figured out. I'm getting there though.
____________________________________________________ New and improved super concentrated me: Proud rebel, heretic, and Oneness Apostolic Pentecostal.
There is iron in my words of death for all to see. So there is iron in my words of life.
May 20, 2017, 10:43 PM
Doc H.
And....
"Hate is a sword without a hilt. You have to hold it by the blade."
"And gentlemen in England now abed, shall think themselves accursed they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks that fought with us upon Saint Crispin's Day"
