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We have to send ours in, for recalibration.



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I install these for a living, they're no joke. Razz


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Alles touristen und non-technischen looken peepers! Das machinkontrol is nicht for gefengerpoken und mittengrabben. Oderwise is easy schnappen der springenverk, blowenfus, undpoppencorken mit spitzensparken. Der machine is diggen by experten only. Is nicht fur geverken by das dumpkopfen. Das rubber necken sightseenen keepen das cotton-picken hands in das pockets. So relaxen, und vatchen das blinkenlights.


Wo ist alles der sparkzen lights geblinken?


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Alles touristen und non-technischen looken peepers! Das machinkontrol is nicht for gefengerpoken und mittengrabben. Oderwise is easy schnappen der springenverk, blowenfus, undpoppencorken mit spitzensparken. Der machine is diggen by experten only. Is nicht fur geverken by das dumpkopfen. Das rubber necken sightseenen keepen das cotton-picken hands in das pockets. So relaxen, und vatchen das blinkenlights.


Wo ist alles der sparkzen lights geblinken?


Ist kaust of der spilt dokter pepperen.



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Ist kaust of der spilt dokter pepperen.

Auf meinin nosen und über alles meinin computermaschine.
 
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If they are going "Retro", I don't understand why they just don't utilize a Flux Capacitor for their needs. It's proven technology. And on top of that, it is compatible with the latest Mr. Fusion reactors. Bunch of amateurs.



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Ist kaust of der spilt dokter pepperen.

Auf meinin nosen und über alles meinin computermaschine.


Lol



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I hope all of you got all of that. A test is being prepared for current and future members in order to post. Anyone making a 70 or below will only be allowed to post in "New Members Introduction".


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His suit will light up like a Roman candle if he gets an arc flash from any of those open sided buckets.


I wonder what the arc rating of that dress shirt and blazer are...


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Man, I tell you, replacing Lunar Wainshaft Bearings is not easy.


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Dingleberry arm?



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The encabluator is easily repaired with a new 710 cap


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What's a good school to get a degree in advanced encabulation?



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I don't know what the hell you guys are talking about - but I'm gonna get me one of those gram-meters !
 
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I have a friend who works in PR at Rockwell and I was texting her today about this spoof. She is mortified about it, but said there are people over there who want to do an updated version of it.
 
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Who uses retro encabulators any more?

The accepted approach now is to use multiple synchronous, parallel Gawlin accelerators. The newer computer controlled models can get the job done with two Gawlins, or, in especially critical applications, two with one in reserve as a backup.

The grammeters are much more efficient when fed by the Gawlins. The marvel vanes used in the encabulators output section are simply phase deficient by comparison.




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