Revolutionary

Welcome to my world.

I'm going to have to send one of my younger engineers "down to the basement" tomorrow to get a couple new differential girdle springs and some spurving bearings.

Rockwell rules! They've been the leader in encabulation since its invention.

I think that guy is serious.

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He said, "Dingle Arm!"


I've heard that somewhere before...found it!!!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azAxymlNL7E

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I know this!

It is what they use to make room to put a back seat in a '56 Ford pickup...

Oh? Nevermind.

That reminds me of something I would have seen Dan Aykoryd doing on Saturday Night Live...

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Originally posted by Russ59:
I think that guy is serious.

He should be serious. This is the kind of technology keeping us ahead of the Soviets.

This upgrade places them firmly ahead of Acme now. Acme may never catch up!

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Originally posted by parabellum:

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Originally posted by Russ59:
I think that guy is serious.

He should be serious. This is the kind of technology keeping us ahead of the Soviets.

I’m still cranked about them landing not one, but two probes on Venus before us.

You can't argue against technical excellence!

This is so timely. I’ve been on the fence about buying a new Citizen Promaster Marine AS7141-60E Eco-Drive Titanium Diver 200m Watch Japan but it’s radio wave frequency is JDM only. Now typically I wouldn’t worry since most are 6 band radio wave but this particular model is JJY frequency only. I’ve read that most emulators are hit or miss. This new Rockwell Encabulator with the retro grade enhancements allows for a more analog fine tuning regarding the exact frequency required.

What I find most interesting is that this retro device also seems to have An Impedance Matching Room which also has a matching transformer to perform impedance matching between the transmitter and the antenna. Due to the high power of radio frequency signals that pass through the room, it is completely shielded in copper and is off-limits during broadcasts. You can see this when he opens the door. VERY COOL!

As with most longwave time code stations, the JJY signal is amplitude-modulated to send one bit per second, transmitting a complete time code every minute.

The time code is most similar to that transmitted by WWVB, but each bit is reversed: on the second, the carrier is increased to full power. Some time during the second (depending on the bit to be transmitted), the carrier is reduced by 10 dB, to 10% power, until the beginning of the next second.

I’ve tried to get my smart phone to perform these functions but I cannot get it to do this reliably with my 6 band radio wave eco drives when I put them in an environment that blocks all radio waves and start my own emulator radio wave JJY program.

Well done Rockwell! It’s had never considered the benefits of an analog encabulator to fine tune the JJY signal amplitude modulation. It’s so obvious now!

His suit will light up like a Roman candle if he gets an arc flash from any of those open sided buckets.

The CCP undoubtedly has a formed a committee to steal and/or reverse engineer this shit.

Alles touristen und non-technischen looken peepers! Das machinkontrol is nicht for gefengerpoken und mittengrabben. Oderwise is easy schnappen der springenverk, blowenfus, undpoppencorken mit spitzensparken. Der machine is diggen by experten only. Is nicht fur geverken by das dumpkopfen. Das rubber necken sightseenen keepen das cotton-picken hands in das pockets. So relaxen, und vatchen das blinkenlights.

I have just received an advanced copy of the Operation & Maintenance Manual for the new Rockwell Retro Encabulator our company is installing with a full start-up planned for August. I can’t contribute much to the discussion yet since I am only on page 821 of the “Warnings” preamble.

I am pretty sure I saw this advertised as a Prime Day "special pick," but I guess it has expired. It wasn't as expensive as I assumed, probably a Chinese knockoff, free shipping, though.

He made all that shit up. I know he did, and ya gotta respect him for that.

That's pretty much what most financial discussions sound like to me...