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Rockwell Automation announces their perfected Retro Encabulator
June 30, 2021, 08:38 AM
V-TailRockwell Automation announces their perfected Retro Encabulator
We have to send ours in, for recalibration.
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stoic-oneI install these for a living, they're no joke.
June 30, 2021, 09:04 AM
ggilequote:
Originally posted by darthfuster:
Alles touristen und non-technischen looken peepers! Das machinkontrol is nicht for gefengerpoken und mittengrabben. Oderwise is easy schnappen der springenverk, blowenfus, undpoppencorken mit spitzensparken. Der machine is diggen by experten only. Is nicht fur geverken by das dumpkopfen. Das rubber necken sightseenen keepen das cotton-picken hands in das pockets. So relaxen, und vatchen das blinkenlights.
Wo ist alles der sparkzen lights geblinken?
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June 30, 2021, 09:30 AM
darthfusterquote:
Originally posted by ggile:
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Originally posted by darthfuster:
Alles touristen und non-technischen looken peepers! Das machinkontrol is nicht for gefengerpoken und mittengrabben. Oderwise is easy schnappen der springenverk, blowenfus, undpoppencorken mit spitzensparken. Der machine is diggen by experten only. Is nicht fur geverken by das dumpkopfen. Das rubber necken sightseenen keepen das cotton-picken hands in das pockets. So relaxen, und vatchen das blinkenlights.
Wo ist alles der sparkzen lights geblinken?
Ist kaust of der spilt dokter pepperen.
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier June 30, 2021, 09:52 AM
trapper189quote:
Originally posted by darthfuster:
Ist kaust of der spilt dokter pepperen.
Auf meinin nosen und über alles meinin computermaschine.
June 30, 2021, 09:55 AM
SportshooterHarbor Freight has been selling them like hot cakes to the preppers that are building their own power grids.
June 30, 2021, 10:02 AM
sig226fanIf they are going "Retro", I don't understand why they just don't utilize a Flux Capacitor for their needs. It's proven technology. And on top of that, it is compatible with the latest Mr. Fusion reactors. Bunch of amateurs.
It's all about clean living. Just do the right thing, and karma will help with the rest. June 30, 2021, 10:06 AM
darthfusterquote:
Originally posted by trapper189:
quote:
Originally posted by darthfuster:
Ist kaust of der spilt dokter pepperen.
Auf meinin nosen und über alles meinin computermaschine.
Lol
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier June 30, 2021, 12:16 PM
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June 30, 2021, 01:43 PM
KDRquote:
Originally posted by Texas Bob C.:
His suit will light up like a Roman candle if he gets an arc flash from any of those open sided buckets.
I wonder what the arc rating of that dress shirt and blazer are...
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June 30, 2021, 01:47 PM
rsboloMan, I tell you, replacing Lunar Wainshaft Bearings is not easy.
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June 30, 2021, 02:11 PM
darthfusterDingleberry arm?
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier June 30, 2021, 02:19 PM
PowerSurgeThe encabluator is easily repaired with a new 710 cap
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June 30, 2021, 02:22 PM
WaterburyBobWhat's a good school to get a degree in advanced encabulation?
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June 30, 2021, 02:22 PM
GraniteguyI don't know what the hell you guys are talking about - but I'm gonna get me one of those gram-meters !
June 30, 2021, 02:42 PM
bigwagonI have a friend who works in PR at Rockwell and I was texting her today about this spoof. She is mortified about it, but said there are people over there who want to do an updated version of it.
June 30, 2021, 03:43 PM
jhe888Who uses retro encabulators any more?
The accepted approach now is to use multiple synchronous, parallel Gawlin accelerators. The newer computer controlled models can get the job done with two Gawlins, or, in especially critical applications, two with one in reserve as a backup.
The grammeters are much more efficient when fed by the Gawlins. The marvel vanes used in the encabulators output section are simply phase deficient by comparison.
The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. June 30, 2021, 03:47 PM
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