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| Rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated  |
The ones that taste the most like bacon of course. "Someday I hope to be half the man my bird-dog thinks I am." looking forward to 4 years of TRUMP! | |||
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Funny Man |
Which one was recently fattened up on Lindt balls? ______________________________ “I'd like to know why well-educated idiots keep apologizing for lazy and complaining people who think the world owes them a living.” ― John Wayne | |||
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Shorted to Atmosphere |
I’m thinking Sigmonkey, hoping he tastes like bananas. | |||
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A Grateful American |
Spank the monkey.... Happy ending. You get lucky... How to live. Eat the monkey... You get hunky... Your junk falls off... Thanks to HIV. Burma Shave "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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| Oh stewardess, I speak jive.  |
Tatertodd, obviously, french fried, with mustard. Mmm hmm. | |||
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delicately calloused |
Hey.....where'd Flashguy go? You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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always with a hat or sunscreen |
Who's supplying the fava beans and Chianti? Certifiable member of the gun toting, septuagenarian, bucket list workin', crazed retiree, bald is beautiful club! USN (RET), COTEP #192 | |||
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crazy heart |
I'm not tasty FYI !! | |||
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| Dances With Tornados |
That reminds me of the old joke about Little Red Riding Hood. Little Red Riding Hood is walking through the forest when the Big Bad Wolf jumps out of hiding and says Hey Little Red Riding Hood, I’m going to screw your brains out! Little Red Riding Hood reaches in her purse, pulls out her Sig P239 chambered in 357 Sig, points it at the Big Bad Wolf and replies..... No you’re not going to screw my brains out! You’re going to eat me just like the book says! . | |||
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| Do the next right thing  |
If it's assumed I can't opt out by other means... I can think of a few who would be low on the list because I like them more, but if we're talking eat-or-be-eaten, whoever has a few extra pounds on them is going first, because they'll outlast me if we start starving and fat is necessary in a diet. Nothing personal, just objectively the best survival strategy. | |||
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Member |
Hopefully won't have to choose... With all the true civic minded heroes here Im thinking there will will be volunteers. But if not... the slowest target  Collecting dust. | |||
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Spectemur Agendo |
Based soley on avatars, PH Paul, but I really like him so...  SIGforum's triple minority "It can't rain all the time." - Eric Draven | |||
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Plowing straight ahead come what may |
... But it tastes like chicken ...albeit a tough.strutting.chicken  ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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Most of you are too tough and chewy. End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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| His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm.  |
If anybody has me on their tasty treat list, I'm too lean and stringy and taste sour. | |||
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Happily Retired |
Tough question. First, you gotta get past all the old farts (like me). Hmmm...gonna have to ponder this. .....never marry a woman who is mean to your waitress. | |||
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| Uppity Helot |
EZ_B. His food pics are excellent so maybe, just maybe, this means from a cannibalistic perspective he himself will yield a good meal.  | |||
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Spiritually Imperfect |
Based on name alone: Cheese Grits. | |||
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| Member |
That reminds me of another joke about Little Red Riding Hood. Little Red Riding Hood is walking through the forest when the Big Bad Wolf jumps out of hiding and says" Hey Little Red Riding Hood, I’m going to eat you alive!" Little Red Riding Hood says"Oh Mr. Wolf, are you going to eat me whole?" Big Bad Wolf says "Naw, I'll spit that part out!" I'll have some Cheese Grits, Thank You.... | |||
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And just like that, i'm a vegetarian | |||
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