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This discussion is out to lunch............... Wink


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Originally posted by parabellum:
Let's just say I'm off the table.



That’s a shame.

You’d be ideal.

High quality, easily consumed, nutritious content, almost no shit, some crust. The only hard part is you’d have to have died of natural causes trying to take you out would be very dangerous.

JAllen would be my second choice if he were still alive, or recently deceased. Not so much now, as he’s past his shelf life.

Another off the list is ASG. Everything I‘ave read says clowns taste funny.

SIGmonkey is also off the list. I’ve eaten monkey; let’s just say it was done on a dare by my 10 yo self. Monkey caries da ‘bola, and I ain’t into da ‘bola enough to take the chance.

I’d probably choose 0-0. Being from Argentina he probably would be a great addition to a churrasco-style dinner. I bet the other diners wouldn’t realize what they were eating.





Nice is overrated

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Jeez good thing I have lost 80 lbs, I am old and full of gristle now!


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Originally posted by VictimNoMore:
Based on name alone: Cheese Grits.


Beat me to it. Love me some cheese grits.
 
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Originally posted by craglawnmanor:
Hmmmmm, I don't know what to say.
I'm not eating any of my family.

Maybe bendable, just because?? (But I'd feel bad....really, really bad, because I like bendable). Eek


I'd be concerned that might throw a flag up in any random employer substance testing.




 
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Airsoftguy, although I suspect he'd taste funny.
 
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Skins, easy choice. If it's true you are what you eat, he consumes regular quantities of gourmet quality food. Plus he's still young enough to avoid the need for lots of tenderizer. Not a bad looking guy either.


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Originally posted by Shotgun Zeke:
Beancooker with chicken, salsa, cheese and jalapenos. Sorry Beancooker.


I’m almost 46. Old lean muscle. Plus am kind of a smaller guy. Only like 175. Be like eating a steak from an old milking cow.


Now, Ramius was pretty fit in the Bellmawr arrest photos. Maybe not enough fat though.

Black92 might be a better option. He’s a big dude too, so it the steaks wouldn’t be small, like on a little guy. Seems to be in shape, but not too good of shape, probably nice marbling. Younger too, so probably not as tough. Yeah, I’d have to go with Black92. Sorry Jeremy.

We would have to dry age it all though. That would really help with the toughness.



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I'd fly to Turks and Caicos with live ammo falling out of my pockets before getting within spitting distance of NJ with a firearm.
The “lol” thread
 
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How many are grass fed GMO free?
 
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Can I volunteer to go first?
 
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I could let my blood sugar get extremely high and be dessert. Maybe I’d start with a sample, myself.

I’d start with the earlobes.


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Sorry but if I had to go this route it would have to be P226RN.....She is the sweetest person I know on this forum and I am partial to sweets over protein.....Mark
 
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I like Seafood - FishOn - sorry buddy. Hey! We can have the guys at Pike Place Fish Market throw you over!! Cool



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Originally posted by RogB:
Skins, easy choice. If it's true you are what you eat, he consumes regular quantities of gourmet quality food. Plus he's still young enough to avoid the need for lots of tenderizer. Not a bad looking guy either.


This was my first thought as well, however I could care less what he looks like, I'm going strictly for flavor only.

Jim


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not gonna answer

wouldn't be prudent

internet posts live forever Wink


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internet posts live forever Wink
Well, I'll let you in on a little secret: This is nothing but a joke. I'm entertaining the members of the forum.

I figured that would be obvious.
 
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Originally posted by RogueJSK:
Airsoftguy, although I suspect he'd taste funny.


That’s why Cannibals don’t eat clowns. They taste funny.
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Serenity now!
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I'm just letting y'all know that I'm very high in cholesterol.



Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
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Does John3200 still count? It IS 2020 afterall...
 
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delicately calloused
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I do appreciate the levity. By now we should have noticed the light hearted threads Parabellum has started recently. Sometimes we get so focused on what is wrong and threatening that we forget to smell the roses. Seems Parabellum has been planting roses for all to enjoy. That service hasn’t escaped me. Of course he’s not seriously considering cannibalizing one of us........at least literally. Big Grin



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