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Drug Dealer |
Me: Fine. I have reduced it some. Her: What methods are you using? Me: I switched to a smaller glass. The bourbon is downstairs and I'm usually upstairs. Her: Well, if you don't decrease the drinking, you'll at least get a some more exercise. That's something, I suppose. Smart lady, that 'un.  When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | ||
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| Something wild is loose  |
I don't drink anything stronger than pop. But Pop will drink anything. "And gentlemen in England now abed, shall think themselves accursed they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks that fought with us upon Saint Crispin's Day" | |||
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| Little ray of sunshine  |
I don't drink any more. I don't drink any less, either. The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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| His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm.  |
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Try the veal, they’ll be here all week....... Bill Gullette | |||
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Delusions of Adequacy |
 I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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Nosce te ipsum |
There's more old drunks than there are old doctors ... I guess I better have another round. | |||
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Lost |
I've been reading so much about the dangers of drinking lately that I've decided to give up reading. | |||
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Political Cynic |
don't drink and drive, you might spill your drink I am a member of DAMM - Drunks Against Mad Mothers [B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC | |||
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I used to drink.... I still drink but I used to too. | |||
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| Dances With Tornados |
If you drink, don’t drive. If you drink, don’t park. Parking causes babies. Drinking, parking, making babies, not good. | |||
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| Three Generations of Service  |
I thought for a while there I had a drinking problem. Then I got new glasses. Don't knock the glass over reaching for it any more. Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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| No Compromise |
I completely gave up drinking once. Worst two hours of my life. H&K-Guy | |||
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Who else? |
I didn't get in trouble every time I drank. But every time I did get in trouble, I'd been drinking. | |||
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Nullus Anxietas |
I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem. "America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe "If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher | |||
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Happy hour with friends is about much more than drinking. It's about drinking much more. Insert your favorite gun-related witticism here! | |||
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| Three Generations of Service |
Reminds me of the Chief Petty Officer's Creed: "A Chief Petty Officer never drinks. But if he does drink, he never gets drunk. However, if he should get drunk, he never falls down. If by some chance he should fall down, he lands on his left side so as to hide his rating badge and passers-by will think he's a Junior Officer." Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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| Conservative Behind Enemy Lines  |
You have to admire that kind of self discipline! Of all the enemies the American citizen faces, the Democrat Party is the very worst. | |||
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I haven't had a single drink in over 20 years. It makes sense to have at least a couple at a time nearby. | |||
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