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A very talented woman decided that she wanted to have a baby without the aggravation of having a husband. She wanted the very best genetic traits that she could find, so she set about a search of fertility clinics around the world. She finally found the ideal donor. He was the head of the physics department at the University of Prague, as well as being a very talented musician, concertmaster of the state symphony. The single-mother-to-be made all the arrangements and received a telegram from the clinic in Prague: "Your Czech is in the mail." הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | ||
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Shakes head.... This space intentionally left blank. | |||
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A Grateful American |
Oh, a Praguer's joke? "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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E Plebmnista; Norcom, Forcom, Perfectumum. |
...and the pun is in the oven. ================================================ Ultron: "You're unbearably naive." Vision: "Well, I was born yesterday." | |||
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| Three Generations of Service  |
Does this qualify as a Prague-tical joke? Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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Ducatista |
When will the Czech be deposited? At least there is no penalty for early withdrawal. ___________________ "He who is without oil, shall throw the first rod" Compressions 9.5:1 | |||
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Age Quod Agis |
I just Czeched in to hear a true story and this is all you have to say? W "I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation." Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II. | |||
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If she has a miscarriage will it be a canceled Czech? | |||
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Haven't you seen the signs in restaurants? No checks! | |||
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goodheart |
So that's "true" as in CNN-True.  _________________________ “ What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.”— Lord Melbourne | |||
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| Conservative Behind Enemy Lines  |
Anonymous sources I found what you said riveting. | |||
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What? She didn't want a Czech mate? | |||
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Perhaps there was no Bohemian Rhapsody. | |||
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| Page late and a dollar short |
So would childbirth be considered Czech out? -------------------------------------—————— ————————--Ignorance is a powerful tool if applied at the right time, even, usually, surpassing knowledge(E.J.Potter, A.K.A. The Michigan Madman) | |||
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Delusions of Adequacy |
The Czech didn't even get the chance to bounce. I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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"Member" |
Well at least he didn't give us the... Haifa-lootin', flutin' Teuton, son of a nun from Barcelona, part-time plowboy Joe. _____________________________________________________ Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911. | |||
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