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A True Story

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July 11, 2017, 10:41 AM
V-Tail
A True Story
A very talented woman decided that she wanted to have a baby without the aggravation of having a husband.

She wanted the very best genetic traits that she could find, so she set about a search of fertility clinics around the world.

She finally found the ideal donor. He was the head of the physics department at the University of Prague, as well as being a very talented musician, concertmaster of the state symphony.

The single-mother-to-be made all the arrangements and received a telegram from the clinic in Prague: "Your Czech is in the mail."


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July 11, 2017, 10:44 AM
DrDan
Shakes head....



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July 11, 2017, 10:47 AM
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July 11, 2017, 10:50 AM
sigmonkey
Oh, a Praguer's joke?



"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
July 11, 2017, 11:11 AM
OneWheelDrive
...and the pun is in the oven.


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July 11, 2017, 11:23 AM
PHPaul
Does this qualify as a Prague-tical joke?



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July 11, 2017, 12:18 PM
rainman64
When will the Czech be deposited?
At least there is no penalty for early withdrawal.


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July 11, 2017, 12:42 PM
ArtieS
I just Czeched in to hear a true story and this is all you have to say?

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July 11, 2017, 12:43 PM
Cycler
If she has a miscarriage will it be a canceled Czech?
July 11, 2017, 01:17 PM
Fredward
Haven't you seen the signs in restaurants? No checks!
July 11, 2017, 01:26 PM
sjtill
So that's "true" as in CNN-True. Roll Eyes


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July 11, 2017, 06:45 PM
synthplayer
quote:
Originally posted by sjtill:
So that's "true" as in CNN-True. Roll Eyes


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I found what you said riveting.
July 11, 2017, 07:40 PM
imadat
What? She didn't want a Czech mate?
July 11, 2017, 08:29 PM
imadat
Perhaps there was no Bohemian Rhapsody.
July 11, 2017, 08:36 PM
shovelhead
So would childbirth be considered Czech out?


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July 12, 2017, 05:14 PM
zoom6zoom
The Czech didn't even get the chance to bounce.



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July 12, 2017, 05:21 PM
cas
Well at least he didn't give us the... Haifa-lootin', flutin' Teuton, son of a nun from Barcelona, part-time plowboy Joe.


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