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Plowing straight ahead come what may
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"Warning...will pee in the yard"


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"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches
Making the best of what ever comes our way
Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
Plowing straight ahead come what may
And theres a cowboy in the jungle"
Jimmy Buffet
 
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Unapologetic Old
School Curmudgeon
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Fuck Off

or


If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would fart


Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks your an asshole.




Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day
 
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Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency.



Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first
 
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Do NOT Feed After Midnight



"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne

"Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24
 
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Shorted to Atmosphere
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No open flames within 20 feet.
 
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Donations Welcome


No one's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session.- Mark Twain
 
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Leave me the fuck alone.


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It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.
 
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Set out once to become the world's greatest procrastinator, but never got around to it
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Grumpy without advanced notice!


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The annual soothsayers and fortunetellers conference
has been canceled due to unforeseen circumstances.
 
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goodheart
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I used to put “forecasts” on my office door, such as:
Grumpy with chance of outbursts

My nursing staff gave me a wind-up Godzilla, with “ON-CALL!” Written on it. I would put that out on days I was on call, then days after call too.


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“Remember, remember the fifth of November!"
 
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DANGER: Do Not Push...or Pull.


NRA Life Endowment member
Tri-State Gun collectors Life Member
 
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delicately calloused
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Contents under pressure.



You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
 
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Constant supervision required


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I may be a bad person, but at least I use my turn signal.
 
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"Member"
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Not joking, truly doesn't like you.


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Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911.

 
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Little ray
of sunshine
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Do not use in bathtub.




The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything.
 
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Not your average
kind of girl
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No Filter



If it won't matter in 5 years don't give it more than 5 minutes.

 
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Edge seeking
Sharp blade!
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"WEARS WARNING LABEL UNDER DURESS"
 
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Warning, dog will bite when disturbed!
 
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A teetotaling
beer aficionado
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Your feelings could be hurt.



Men fight for liberty and win it with hard knocks. Their children, brought up easy, let it slip away again, poor fools. And their grandchildren are once more slaves.

-D.H. Lawrence
 
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Legalize the Constitution
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Originally posted by RichardC:
My lable would say "Spelling Nazi"

I see what you did there


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despite them
 
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NO STEP
 
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