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sigmonkey
A Grateful American
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“THIS IS NOT A TOY”

or

"KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN"

("If you see a monkey- Stop! Don't touch! Leave the area! Tell an adult!")



"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
 
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Kravashera
My common sense
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Stranger than fiction.


“You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once.”
- Robert Heinlein
 
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ubelongoutside
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Do not mix with alcohol:

Side effects include corny jokes and thinking he is funnier than you will.



 
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P-220
Membership has its privileges
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For entertainment purposes only.


Niech Zyje P-220

Steve
 
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hjs157
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"Not For Sale in the State of California"
 
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tacfoley
half-genius,
half-wit
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'VERY short fu-'
 
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CD228
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choking hazard
 
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dave7378
Exceptional Circumstances
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May speak without thinking.


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ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
 
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gearhounds
Wait, what?
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Caution: Does Not Suffer Fools Gladly



“Remember to get vaccinated or a vaccinated person might get sick from a virus they got vaccinated against because you’re not vaccinated.” - author unknown
 
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Draal
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"May cause drowsiness." I'm kinda boring.
 
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Georgeair
thin skin can't win
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Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.


You only have integrity once. - imprezaguy02
 
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parabellum
Peace through
superior firepower
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"Flammable
Inflammable
Whatever"
 
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flashguy
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quote:
Originally posted by RichardC:
My lable would say "Spelling Nazi"
That would work for me, but I'd probably choose "Don't judge contents by packaging".

flashguy



Texan by choice, not accident of birth
 
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Ozarkwoods
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Dems keep bitch slapping distance


ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
 
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bald1
always with a hat or sunscreen
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Here's my label! Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin



Certifiable member of the gun toting, septuagenarian, bucket list workin', crazed retiree, bald is beautiful club!
USN (RET), COTEP #192
 
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greco
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Maintain 50 ft distance.



Never be more than one step away from your sword-Old Greek Wisdom
 
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ARMT Guy
Old Air Cavalryman
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"Also I heard the voice of the Lord saying who shall I send, and who will go for us? Then said I, here am I, send me."



 
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rpm2010
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Fart Machine...in operation.
 
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gt2022
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It's a beautiful day to LEAVE ME ALONE
 
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sig226fan
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You have been warned!


It's all about clean living. Just do the right thing, and karma will help with the rest.
 
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