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If you were forced to wear a warning label, what would it say?
February 06, 2019, 01:47 PM
BisleyblackhawkIf you were forced to wear a warning label, what would it say?
"Warning...will pee in the yard"
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"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches
Making the best of what ever comes our way
Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
Plowing straight ahead come what may
And theres a cowboy in the jungle"
Jimmy Buffet
February 06, 2019, 01:48 PM
Lord VaalicFuck Off
or
If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would fart
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks your an asshole.
Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day February 06, 2019, 02:02 PM
bendable
Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency.
Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first
February 06, 2019, 02:04 PM
erj_pilotDo NOT Feed After Midnight
"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne
"Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 February 06, 2019, 02:06 PM
ShifferbrainsNo open flames within 20 feet.
February 06, 2019, 02:10 PM
sigspecopsDonations Welcome
No one's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session.- Mark Twain
February 06, 2019, 02:12 PM
Jimbo JonesLeave me the fuck alone.
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It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.
February 06, 2019, 02:17 PM
FdanGrumpy without advanced notice!
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The annual soothsayers and fortunetellers conference
has been canceled due to unforeseen circumstances.
February 06, 2019, 02:53 PM
sjtillI used to put “forecasts” on my office door, such as:
Grumpy with chance of outbursts
My nursing staff gave me a wind-up Godzilla, with “ON-CALL!” Written on it. I would put that out on days I was on call, then days after call too.
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“Remember, remember the fifth of November!"
February 06, 2019, 03:42 PM
AquabirdDANGER: Do Not Push...or Pull.
NRA Life Endowment member
Tri-State Gun collectors Life Member
February 06, 2019, 03:46 PM
darthfusterContents under pressure.
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier February 06, 2019, 04:43 PM
Tuckerrnr1Constant supervision required
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I may be a bad person, but at least I use my turn signal.
February 06, 2019, 04:53 PM
casNot joking, truly doesn't like you.
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Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911.
February 06, 2019, 04:56 PM
jhe888Do not use in bathtub.
The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. February 06, 2019, 05:02 PM
P226RNNo Filter
If it won't matter in 5 years don't give it more than 5 minutes.
February 06, 2019, 05:24 PM
pbslinger"WEARS WARNING LABEL UNDER DURESS"
February 06, 2019, 05:29 PM
KarpteachWarning, dog will bite when disturbed!
February 06, 2019, 05:56 PM
NavyGuyYour feelings could be hurt.
Men fight for liberty and win it with hard knocks. Their children, brought up easy, let it slip away again, poor fools. And their grandchildren are once more slaves.
-D.H. Lawrence February 06, 2019, 05:59 PM
TMatsquote:
Originally posted by RichardC:
My lable would say "Spelling Nazi"
I see what you did there
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despite them
February 06, 2019, 06:04 PM
Henry MorganNO STEP