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If you were forced to wear a warning label, what would it say?

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February 06, 2019, 11:01 AM
sigmonkey
If you were forced to wear a warning label, what would it say?
“THIS IS NOT A TOY”

or

"KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN"

("If you see a monkey- Stop! Don't touch! Leave the area! Tell an adult!")




"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
February 06, 2019, 11:06 AM
Kravashera
Stranger than fiction.



“You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once.”
- Robert Heinlein
February 06, 2019, 11:09 AM
ubelongoutside
Do not mix with alcohol:

Side effects include corny jokes and thinking he is funnier than you will.




February 06, 2019, 11:10 AM
P-220
For entertainment purposes only.


Niech Zyje P-220

Steve
February 06, 2019, 11:11 AM
hjs157
"Not For Sale in the State of California"
February 06, 2019, 11:29 AM
tacfoley
'VERY short fu-'
February 06, 2019, 11:34 AM
CD228
choking hazard
February 06, 2019, 11:38 AM
dave7378
May speak without thinking.


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February 06, 2019, 11:57 AM
gearhounds
Caution: Does Not Suffer Fools Gladly




“Remember to get vaccinated or a vaccinated person might get sick from a virus they got vaccinated against because you’re not vaccinated.” - author unknown
February 06, 2019, 11:58 AM
Draal
"May cause drowsiness." I'm kinda boring.
February 06, 2019, 12:10 PM
Georgeair
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.



You only have integrity once. - imprezaguy02

February 06, 2019, 12:19 PM
parabellum
"Flammable
Inflammable
Whatever"
February 06, 2019, 12:41 PM
flashguy
quote:
Originally posted by RichardC:
My lable would say "Spelling Nazi"
That would work for me, but I'd probably choose "Don't judge contents by packaging".

flashguy




Texan by choice, not accident of birth
February 06, 2019, 12:42 PM
Ozarkwoods
Dems keep bitch slapping distance


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February 06, 2019, 01:01 PM
bald1
Here's my label! Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin





Certifiable member of the gun toting, septuagenarian, bucket list workin', crazed retiree, bald is beautiful club!
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February 06, 2019, 01:29 PM
greco
Maintain 50 ft distance.




Never be more than one step away from your sword-Old Greek Wisdom
February 06, 2019, 01:41 PM
ARMT Guy





"Also I heard the voice of the Lord saying who shall I send, and who will go for us? Then said I, here am I, send me."




February 06, 2019, 01:43 PM
rpm2010
Fart Machine...in operation.
February 06, 2019, 01:44 PM
gt2022
It's a beautiful day to LEAVE ME ALONE
February 06, 2019, 01:47 PM
sig226fan
You have been warned!



It's all about clean living. Just do the right thing, and karma will help with the rest.